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Don't let her habit of detachedly referring to others as "humans" fool you. Miss Whitt--known around various parts of the web as "Cassie The Venomous"--is, indeed, of your species, reader. She is cursed with tremendous empathy and a virtually nonexistent temper, which she supplements with a collection of rage-filled music she relates to on a level stranger than most can fathom.

She refuses to engage in online comment wars, so don't even try it, Buster (she also manages to use phrases like "don't even try it, Buster" regularly). The last person who tried to fight with her asked in exasperation, "Are you always this reasonable?" and promptly gave up.

Full disclosure: She loves My Chemical Romance more than most people will ever love anything.