CONTRIBUTORS
Tim Karan
Position: Web Editor
HQ: Cleveland, OH
Funny how far you can go relying only on devastating good looks, a love of angular post-hardcore and the ability to turn anything into a self-referential commentary with the use of parentheses (it’s as easy as that).
During the past decade, I’ve gone from assistant managing a chain record store (now a Mexican restaurant) in the Oakland neighborhood of Pittsburgh to writing obituaries for my hometown newspaper to overseeing entertainment coverage for a free weekly in Upstate New York to being Associate Editor of AP to running Altpress.com.
In four years with Alternative Press, I’ve been lucky enough to meet and/or interview most of my heroes (J. Robbins, Chris Cornell, “Dwight” from The Office), tour through nearly every corner of the country, walk one red carpet in Hollywood, pen three cover stories (AP 242: Anthony Green, AP 260: 30 Seconds To Mars, AP 263: Circa Survive) and somehow manage to slightly offend at least one Beastie Boy (that I know of).
TOP FIVE ALBUMS EVER
- Brand New – The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me
- Radiohead – Kid A
- Thrice – Vheissu
- Jawbox – For Your Own Special Sweetheart
- Deftones – White Pony
Recent Contributor Blogs:
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Goodbyes Stink
- May 20 2011
All of a sudden, I know what it must feel like to be Josh Farro. And to a lesser extent: Zac Farro. (Nobody thinks it was his idea.)
After five years at…
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If You Ain’t First, You’re Last: What Thom Yorke and Beyonce unintentionally taught me
- March 18 2011
I thought I was being so clever.
This story transpired during a much simpler time: Jonny Craig had yet to check into detox, Japan was in exactly the same…
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I’m Not Here, This Isn’t Happening
- October 04 2010
I was a disgruntled record store employee/recent college graduate when Kid A came out.
If you were like me and an emotionally disenfranchised teenager…
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You Can’t Do That On Television: Emmy Awards That Weren’t
- August 30 2010
I’m pretty sure that my all-time, No. 1, most far-fetched dream job (aside from senior Pop Tarts taste tester: S’mores Division) is being a writer for a TV…
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What Would Jesus Comment?
- August 23 2010
I've got an attitude problem. Believe you me.
I’m cynical, I’m jaded and I instinctively expect the worst in people.
I blame it directly and indirectly on…
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The 10 Most Annoying Commercials On TV
- August 16 2010
I pay way more attention to TV commercials than I think is healthy for the average American human.
Maybe that’s because I watch way more TV than…
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And Now For Something Completely Indifferent
- August 09 2010
There’s only one thing known to man more exhausting and demoralizing than trying to come up with an original band name: trying to come up with an original…