12 (more) Questions Raised By Fall Out Boy’s ‘Young Blood Chronicles’

October 15, 2013 by Cassie Whitt

12 (more) Questions Raised By Fall Out Boy’s ‘Young Blood Chronicles’

Today, Fall Out Boy released the sixth video in their The Young Blood Chronicles, “Just One Yesterday.” Last month, we took you through all the “WTF?” moments we experienced watching the first five videos with 27 Questions Raised By Fall Out Boy’s Young Blood Chronicles, and we decided we couldn’t just leave it at that, especially after all the face-palming and screen-yelling we did last night when this video surfaced.

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“JUST ONE YESTERDAY”

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS APPLE?
12 (more) Questions Raised By Fall Out Boy’s ‘Young Blood Chronicles’

First of all, Pete, when you stumble upon the lone piece of fruit in a barren forest, you should probably be suspiciousof it. As he takes a big, sloppy, bloody bite of the thing, it flashes back to the cannibal dinner party. They’re even injecting the damn fruit? Also, why do the evil women want FOB to eat bloody shit all the time?

HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?
12 (more) Questions Raised By Fall Out Boy’s ‘Young Blood Chronicles’

The snake makes a recurring role in this video. In its second cameo, it comes tumbling out of Pete Wentz’s mouth when he pukes up his blood apple. Seriously, when did you swallow that snake, Pete?

WHO WOULD PICK UP A HOOK-HANDED HITCHIKER?
12 (more) Questions Raised By Fall Out Boy’s ‘Young Blood Chronicles’

So, you’re a young lady alone on a country road in what doesn’t appear to be the most sturdy of trucks, and you see a blood-covered man with a hook hand. Your instinct is to pick him up? Jesus.

HOW HUNGRY ARE YOU GUYS?
12 (more) Questions Raised By Fall Out Boy’s ‘Young Blood Chronicles’

Wentz took a bite of a bloody apple and apparently also swallowed a snake along the way, and now Andy is stealing this homeless man’s beans. Didn’t you just have a nice, big meal of human flesh the other day?

WHY WOULD YOU COME UP ON THIS POOR WOMAN ZOMBIE-STYLE?
12 (more) Questions Raised By Fall Out Boy’s ‘Young Blood Chronicles’

Use your words, Joe!

HOW DIFFICULT IS IT TO DRIVE WITH A HOOK HAND?
12 (more) Questions Raised By Fall Out Boy’s ‘Young Blood Chronicles’

When his stranger-danger driver decides to take a break from driving tolean out the window and sing wistfully, Patrick must take matters into his own hook. I can’t imagine that’s an easy thing to do. >>>

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