7-9. S & C & CD
Who it probably is: Stacy, Chauntelle and Christie DuPree. Stacy and Chauntelle play in Eisley with their sister (and Bemis’ wife), Sherri. Their youngest sister Christie is one-half of Merriment, which also includeds the youngest DuPree sibling, Collin.
Who we wish it were: Skrillex,Cher and Celine Dion. It sounds crazy, but think about it: This could be the start of a new genre: electronicaemodivacore. You heard it here first.
11. Obviously SDB
Who we think it is: Sherri DuPree-Bemis
Who we wish it was: Small Dirty Bastard, Bemis’ alter ego. Exhibit A:
12-15. KB, TD, G&K C
Who we think it is: Keith Buckley of Every Time I Die; Tom DeLonge of Blink-182; Gareth and Kim Campesinos! of Los Campesinos!
Who we wish it was: Kevin Bacon, Tony Danza and Garth & Kat from Saturday Night Live. They will all contribute to the bonus track “(Hold Me Closer) Tony Danza.” Bacon—who’s in a band with his brother Michael called the Bacon Brothers—will play lead guitar and contribute backing vocals. And Garth and Kat will just be Garth and Kat (read: awesome).
Who we think it is: Brian Sella of the Front Bottoms
Who wewish it was: Bruce Springsteen. ’Cause he’s the Boss. [Insert “Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuce” chant.]