IS COURTNEY LOVE THE LEADER OF THIS PACK?
Some mysterious HBIC makes off with our mystery briefcase in a car with a license plate reading “RATATAT,” the title of the song in which Courtney Love makes a guest appearance. Hmm… Could she be the evil mastermind behind this whole thing?
WHAT IS THIS WEIRD EXPERIMENTATION?
Okay, we know from “Young Volcanoes” that Patrick seemingly couldn’t help himself from singing along to the music. In “Alone Together,” when the track begins to play, all the members of FOB start singing along—painfully it seems. (It appears they may be suffering repeated electric shocks from various machines.) Have the guys been reprogrammed/brainwashed to react to music automatically?
Okay, now is not the time, master of seduction. Can’t you see she’s one swipe away from hook-handing your throat out?
Oh. Right. Good move, then.
The ol’ hook-hand reverse and smash. Well done.
Okay, Patrick McNoHand, let’s… just relax, okay?
WHAT’S AN EVIL-METER?
Oh, so they’re not administering electric shocks, they’re administering... evil? This could answer several questions. (Why continue the torture? How is Patrick still alive?) Are they erasing their former identities and forcing FOB to join their ranks through an evil-izing process? Maybe, maybe.