“MY SONGS KNOW WHAT YOU DID IN THE DARK (LIGHT ‘EM UP)”
WHY IS 2 CHAINZ SO ANGRY AT FALL OUT BOY?
Quick. Count his chains. Is one missing and draped around the neck of Andy Hurley? If not, I don’t see any other way FOB could have wronged this guy. So, we have a rap artist burning the music of our heroes who have come to “save rock and roll,” while they are held at bay, out of sight and silenced. It’s all very symbolic, but has 2 Chainz listened to Save Rock And Roll? I think he could find their R&B-infused method of rock-saving to his liking…
WHY NOT DONATE TO CHARITY OR GIVE THAT TO A FAN?
Oh, that’s right. We’re dealing with a flock of raging psychopaths. Moving on...
DOES LIGHTING FIRE ON FIRE DO ANYTHING?
Does it? I don’t know.