“THE MIGHTY FALL”
SHOULDN’T YOU BE IN SCHOOL?
Evil bike-riding children minions of doom everywhere. Where are their parents? And I know it’s night, but shouldn’t they be in school? Where do we hide the children when they’re not in school? Shouldn’t they be there, at least?
WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?
And why does it take them so long to think about it? There is a gang of murderous, sociopathic children waving weapons at you. Now is not the time to have the internal “Is it okay to hit a kid?” debate. Yes, hit those kids. Or at least run. Hell.
WHAT IS THIS MAGIC BOOMBOX?
These guys sprinted away faster from this wee boombox than from the weapons in the hands of the kid-gang. What’s up with that?
SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS PATRICK STUMP?
Part nod to "Thriller," part just plain scary. After nomming his own innards, our sweet Patrick appears to have gone slightly monster and the only thing that soothes his soul (punk) is turning off that damn boombox.
WILL ELTON JOHN MAKE AN APPEARANCE IN THE CHRONICLES?
I mean, Big Sean did, after all. It didn’t turn out very well for him, though. Are you allowed to cinematically kill off someone who has been knighted? Seems wrong. Maybe he’ll show up and save everyone. Maybe Elton John is the glowy thing in the briefcase. Yeah, that’s definitely it.
There’s no discernable release pattern for these videos to predict when we will find out if the guys ever reunite or if they die in the woods or if the messenger falcon is super-evil or if Elton John is in the briefcase.So, now… I guess, we wait.
And, last but not least...