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Tokio Hotel - Scream

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Listening to Tokio Hotel's Scream, a compilation of songs from their first two albums (which were apparently gigantic hits in Europe), one can't help but feel a quiet storm of smug American pride welling within. For all the things we may do wrong on the world stage, rarely do we manufacture rock this jaw-droppingly lame. Apparently, German taste has gone to the dogs since the Scorpions: Scream is composed mostly of overwrought clunkers that sound like Jared Leto rewriting Skid Row ballads at a gooey half-tempo, and Tokio Hotel's twin brothers Bill (vocals) and Tom (guitar) Kaulitz are a hamfisted Teutonic version of Nelson, only slathered in mall-punk eyeliner and lacking earnestness or a sense of kitsch. Almost too stiff to be funny, this might have been a surreal payday in the boardrooms of Berlin, but one presumes the buck stops here. (ISLAND) Jeff Leven

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intheparkinglot
That's not the American album cover. That's the German one. Also, I think this album is amazing, so I disagree completely.

Ayabie911
I second that motion. I'm a huge Tokio Hotel fan but I will admit I love their German music more than the English versions.

mrsamassing
wtf? this is ridiclous whoever wrote this didnt even bother listening to the cd. they were soo stuck on judging by looks (very hot looks, btw) they didnt even judge the friggin incredible musik...ugh



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