Insert Bat (er, Mouse) Signal Here

Attention AP faithful:

It has come to my attention that we have a mouse in our offices. I have not personally encountered said mouse, but I have heard from reliable sources (publisher Norman Wonderly and production director John Millin) that there is indeed a mouse.

Communicable diseases and little droppings be damned. I am voting that the mouse be named and kept as a mascot (and by "kept" I mean not killed, but rather humanely caught and released into the wild that is our parking lot).

I have never attempted to capture a mouse before, but since this mouse is hanging out in the AP offices, I am going to pretend it is a cute little emo boy mouse with bangs and eyeliner. He probably even has a MiceSpace page where he posts his favorite songs and maybe even blogs [gasp!] - do you think it's possible that little emo mouse is blogging about me....right now?

Fear not: I will keep you posted.