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Hello, I'm Alternative Press music editor Scott Heisel and welcome to the 12th installment of Positive Jams, your guide to the best (and the rest) of the week's new music as selected by yours truly. Let's get to it!

IF YOU BUY ONE THING TODAY, PLEASE LET IT BE:

Manchester Orchestra's Mean Everything To Nothing
THE SCOOP: As of right now, this is the best album of 2009. I don't even know what else to write about how incredible this record is anymore; please, just listen to it. (I can't stop, myself.)
CRUCIAL JAMS: "Shake It Off," "I've Got Friends," "In My Teeth," "I Can Feel A Hot One"
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Art Brut's Art Brut Vs. Satan
THE SCOOP: Welcome back, Eddie Argos & Co.! Art Brut's brilliant first album, Bang Bang Rock 'N' Roll, seemed to be a flash in the pan after 2007's capital-B boring It's A Bit Complicated was its follow-up. Thankfully, the band rediscovered just why they're so good (punky songs, noodly riffs, clever, sardonic lyrics) and they delivered big time on this disc. It's still not as good as Bang Bang Rock 'N' Roll (but not much is), however it's a solid four stars all the way. Jason Pettigrew's going to hate what I'm about to write, but Art Brut are essentially the English version of the Hold Steady.
CRUCIAL JAMS: "DC Comics And Chocolate Milkshake," "The Replacements," "What A Rush," "Summer Job"
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SUPERGROUP, SUPERFLOP:

Tinted Windows' Tinted Windows
THE SCOOP: I won't lie: When I first heard about this supergroup, featuring Adam Schlesinger of Fountains Of Wayne on bass, James Iha of Smashing Pumpkins on guitar and Bun E. Carlos of Cheap Trick on drums, I got really excited. Then I found out Taylor Hanson from Hanson was singing, but I was okay with it, since the experience of the three veterans would almost ensure this record would be a pop masterpiece. I was so, so, so wrong. Tinted Windows is a bizarre teen-pop cash-grab record, copping most of its sound from the Jonas Brothers back catalog. It's truly unfortunate that the immense amount of talent in this band would set the bar so low for themselves on this release.
CRUCIAL JAMS: Fountains Of Wayne's Welcome Interstate Managers and Cheap Trick's Live At Budokan double disc
BUY IT NOW: Amazon (physical), (digital)

ALSO OUT TODAY: As Cities Burn's Hell Or High Water, Chimaira's The Infection, Depeche Mode's Sounds Of The Universe, Earth Crisis' To The Death, Meg And Dia's Here, Here And Here, The Photo Atlas' To Silently Provoke The Ghost EP, The Secret Handshake's My Name Up In Lights, Westbound Train's Come And Get It

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Stadium blog.

Hello, I'm Alternative Press music editor Scott Heisel and welcome to the 11th installment of Positive Jams, your guide to the best (and the rest) of the week's new music as selected by yours truly. Let's get to it!

IF YOU BUY ONE THING TODAY, PLEASE LET IT BE:

Metric's Fantasies
THE SCOOP: Up until this disc, I've never been a fan of Metric (it might have something to do with a former AP editor playing them incessantly and our office having paper-thin walls), but Fantasies has completely won me over. Gone are the brash, bratty moments on their previous full-lengths; instead, there's more dreamy keyboards, powerful vocals from Emily Haines and just the right amount of rocking out. I dig. I totally dig.
CRUCIAL JAMS: "Stadium Love," "Sick Muse," "Help I'm Alive," "Gimme Sympathy"
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Silversun Pickups' Swoon
THE SCOOP: I enjoyed SP's first release, Carnavas, but it also had a weird habit of putting me to sleep whenever I played it -- partially due to its bloated runtime, partially due to frontman Brian Aubert's eerie falsetto vocals. Swoon still has plenty of the latter, but is definitely more focused; there's still plenty of room for soaring vocals, ethereal keyboard layers and some seriously chunky guitar riffs, but they're all reeled in ever so slightly from Carnavas's sprawl. Ironically, Swoon is only four minutes shorter than its predecessor, but you can totally tell.
CRUCIAL JAMS: "Panic Switch," "Catch And Release," "The Royal We," "There's No Secrets This Year"
BUY IT NOW: Amazon (physical), (digital)

ANYONE CAN SEE THE ROAD THAT THEY WALK ON IS PAVED IN USED COPIES OF THEIR BREAKOUT ALBUM:

Fastball's Little White Lies
THE SCOOP: Yup, Fastball is still together. Yup, that Fastball, the "The Way" one. To put it into perspective, I bought just about every one-hit wonder in the alt-rock spectrum in the '90s, and even I avoided picking up a copy of All The Pain Money Can Buy. Plain White T's, if you're reading: This is your future. Invest wisely.
CRUCIAL JAMS: I'll take "the rapists" for $200, Alex.
BUY IT NOW: Amazon (physical), (digital)

ALSO OUT TODAY: As I Lay Dying's This Is Who We Are DVD, Fact's Fact, I See Stars' 3D, Peelander-Z's P-Pop High School, Agoraphobic Nosebleed's Agorapocalypse, Graf Orlack's Destination Time Today, Farewell To Freeway's Only Time Will Tell, Catherine's Inside Out

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Hello, I'm Alternative Press music editor Scott Heisel and welcome to the tenth installment of Positive Jams, your guide to the best (and the rest) of the week's new music as selected by yours truly. Let's get to it!

IF YOU BUY ONE THING TODAY, PLEASE LET IT BE:

Jimmy Eat World's Clarity Live
THE SCOOP: One of the best rock albums of the past decade played front-to-back in front of a hometown crowd? Why would you not want to buy this? (Full disclosure: I flew out to Tempe, Arizona, for this show, and I'm pretty sure you can hear me go, "WHOOOO!!!!" here and there.) What's even cooler is the band are selling it themselves, so you know the money's going right into the pockets of those who truly deserve it.
CRUCIAL JAMS: The complete album (obviously), plus the live bonus tracks "What Would I Say To You Now?" and "No Sensitivity"
BUY IT NOW: JimmyEatWorld.com (digital)

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Polar Bear Club's Sometimes Things Just Disappear
THE SCOOP: Okay, yeah, this album actually came out in 2008 (and technically came out in December 2007, natch), but today is the day it's officially made available on vinyl, which it so sorely deserves. Thanks go to Bridge Nine Records for giving this record one hell of a nice packaging job, with a gatefold sleeve and even a bonus CD copy of the album with all purchases. PBC are legitimately going to be huge, so don't blow it and buy this now -- if for no other reason than to flip on eBay in nine months.
CRUCIAL JAMS: "Convinced I'm Wrong," "Our Ballads," "Burned Out In A Jar," "Hollow Place"
BUY IT NOW: B9Store.com (vinyl)

THIS LIVE CD/DVD WON'T BLOW YOU AWAY, BUT YOU KNOW THAT IT'LL STAY:

The Hold Steady's A Positive Rage
THE SCOOP: If you know me, you know how much I love love love the Hold Steady. Still, I have to say that the DVD portion of A Positive Rage is wholly underwhelming. It's a tour documentary that just shows the band getting progressively bigger each show. Nothing exciting really happens; there's no drama, either. Considering how much this band drink, I was really hoping for some funny drunken footage, but alas, twas not to be. The audio side of A Positive Rage is a live album recorded on Halloween 2007 in Chicago, so it's heavy on the Boys & Girls In America songs (which is A-OK by me, as that's my favorite record of theirs). It sounds good for what it is, but I feel like this package could've been a whole lot more.
CRUCIAL JAMS: "Your Little Hoodrat Friend," "You Can Make Him Like You," "Lord, I'm Discouraged," "Citrus"
BUY IT NOW: Amazon (physical), (digital)

ALSO OUT TODAY: Beastie Boys' Check Your Head [reissue], Bob Mould's Life And Times, Doves' Kingdom Of Rust, Left Alone's Left Alone, Single File's Common Struggles, The Color Of Violence's Youthanize, the Thermals' Now We Can See, Youth Group's The Night Is Ours

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A shipwreck in the blog.

Hello, I'm Alternative Press music editor Scott Heisel and welcome to the ninth installment of Positive Jams, your guide to the best (and the rest) of the week's new music as selected by yours truly. Let's get to it!

IF YOU BUY ONE THING TODAY, PLEASE LET IT BE:

Silverstein's A Shipwreck In The Sand
THE SCOOP: Silverstein have always gotten a bad rap with the punker-than-thous. Sure, frontman Shane Told might have impeccably flattened hair, but half of this band wears jean shorts onstage -- and there is nothing less scene than jorts. The band's fourth proper LP finds them diving deeper into their metal and hardcore influences with the help of Cancer Bats' Liam Cormier ("Vices") and Scott Wade, formerly of Comeback Kid ("Born Dead"), with a heady lyrical concept that at times makes the disc sound like Boys Night Out's Trainwreck ("A Shipwreck In The Sand"). Seriously, this band gets better and better with each release -- people need to start taking them seriously.
CRUCIAL JAMS: "Vices," "Broken Stars," "We Are Not The World," "I Knew I Couldn't Trust You"
BUY IT NOW: Amazon (physical), (digital)

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Peter Bjorn And John's Living Thing
THE SCOOP: Yes, they were the whistling band (and if you still haven't heard "Young Folks," you're blowing it because it's one of the most ubiquitous indie-rock singles of the decade that's actually enjoyable) and yes, their initials double as an abbreviation for peanut butter and jelly (or, alternately, Pam Beesly and Jim). But they prove with their fifth(!) album that they're no one-hit wonder. Living Thing is danceable without sounding trite, with plenty of minimalist instrumentation underneath some pretty adorable Swedish accents. Vampire Weekend-esque Afropop shows up occasionally ("Living Thing"), and there's even a subtle hip-hop influence ("Nothing To Worry About"). Of course, Pitchfork gave it a 5.5/10, which means it's actually more like a 7.9. Hipsters gotta hate something...
CRUCIAL JAMS: "It Don't Move Me," "Nothing To Worry About," "Lay It Down," "I Want You!"
BUY IT NOW: Amazon (physical), (digital)

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Filter's The Very Best Things (1995-2008)
THE SCOOP: You know what's sad? Click on the link in the band name above. Filter have sold more than two million records in the U.S. alone, and they can't even get "filter" as their MySpace URL -- they had to go with "filter1." That just about sums up the inconsequential nature of this greatest-hits set. Honestly, who out there can name more than two Filter songs off the top of their head (those two obviously being "Hey Man, Nice Shot" and "Take A Picture")? I think everyone in the AP office who still listens to Filter (essentially Tim and Jason) would tell you to buy Short Bus instead.
CRUCIAL JAMS: "Hey Man, Nice Shot" is still a total jam, even though it's been Jock Jammed into oblivion
BUY IT NOW: Amazon (physical), (digital)

ALSO OUT TODAY: Impending Doom's The Serpent Servant, Strung Out's Prototypes & Painkillers, Death Cab For Cutie's The Open Door EP, Great Lake Swimmers' Lost Channels, In The Red's Volume 2, Pansy Division's That's So Gay, Yeah Yeah Yeahs' It's Blitz!, Vice On Victory's Glitter & Gold

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Punk rock blog.

Hello, I'm Alternative Press music editor Scott Heisel and welcome to the eighth installment of Positive Jams, your guide to the best (and the rest) of the week's new music as selected by yours truly. Let's get to it!

IF YOU BUY ONE THING TODAY, PLEASE LET IT BE:

Little Brazil's Son
THE SCOOP: Besides having a name that sounds like a fancy brand of cigarette, Landon Hedges has been chipping away at the indie-rock bubble with Little Brazil since 2002, and with his band's third album, Son, he has finally realized his potential. A concept album about a splintering marriage, Son sounds like if Josh Caterer from Smoking Popes listened to a shit-ton of Cursive, the Promise Ring and Hey Mercedes and decided to crank the amps to about 13 or 14 without losing lyrical sincerity. Remember, just because you haven't already heard of them doesn't mean Little Brazil aren't good; I highly, highly recommend this record.
CRUCIAL JAMS: "What's The Problem," "Wasting Time," "Perfection," "Wedding Glass"
BUY IT NOW: Amazon (physical), (digital)

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MxPx's On The Cover II
THE SCOOP: Cover albums are tricky--if you deviate too far from the source material, people can't relate to your selections; if you play them too closely to the original, people accuse you of being uncreative. MxPx straddle that line very carefully and deliver a wide variety of total mega-jams, including the Dead Milkmen's "Punk Rock Girl" (seriously one of the best songs in the history of the world) as well as "Linda Linda" by sorta-obscure '80s Japanese punk band the Blue Hearts (it's definitely worth tracking down the source material in this case). Kudos to Mike Herrera and the boys for once again making pop-punk fun again.
CRUCIAL JAMS: "Linda Linda," "Punk Rock Girl," "Somebody To Love," "Suburban Home"
BUY IT NOW: Amazon (physical), (digital)

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Vanna's A New Hope
THE SCOOP: This sorta-metalcore band from the outskirts of Boston showed significant promise with 2007's Curses, an album filled with guitar atmospherics reminiscent of mid-period Thrice and decently solid songwriting. But that album's follow-up, A New Hope, just feels empty and rehashed, like the band members haven't figured out how to advance themselves as musicians at all. It really is a bummer, because I always felt like this band had a really good album in 'em. Maybe next time.
CRUCIAL JAMS: Strawberry, grape, boysenberry
BUY IT NOW: Amazon (physical), (digital)

ALSO OUT TODAY: Beep Beep's Enchanted Islands, Fireworks' All I Have To Offer Is My Own Confusion, Damion Suomi's Damion Suomi, Mono's Hymn To The Immortal Wind, O+S' O+S, These Green Eyes' Relapse To Recovery, Mastodon's Crack The Skye, the Decemberists' The Hazards Of Love

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When I hit the blog.

Hello, I'm Alternative Press music editor Scott Heisel and welcome to the seventh installment of Positive Jams, your guide to the best (and the rest) of the week's new music as selected by yours truly. Let's get to it!

IF YOU BUY ONE THING TODAY, PLEASE LET IT BE:

Ace Enders & A Million Different People's When I Hit The Ground
THE SCOOP: Holy hell, do I love this disc. I didn't get down with Ace Enders' former band, the Early November, until their triple-disc magnum opus, The Mother, The Mechanic And The Path, but I'm stoked that I get to be on the ground floor for Enders' newest batch of brilliant emo-rock songs. This sprawling album (14 songs over nearly 52 minutes) features balls-out rockers, piano ballads and plenty of bouncy pop-rock, all of which sounds like the best album Jimmy Eat World didn't make. Seriously, buy this thing right now.
CRUCIAL JAMS: "Where Do We Go From Here," "When I Hit The Ground," "The Only Thing I Have (The Sign)," "Take The Money And Run"
BUY IT NOW: Amazon (physical), Amazon (digital)

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NOFX's Backstage Passport DVD
THE SCOOP: Sure, it's not a new album, per se (although I did get an advance of Coaster last week and it's pretty great), but NOFX's Backstage Passport Fuse TV series has been ported to DVD, along with a bonus disc of hours of footage deemed "too hot for TV." Even if you don't like NOFX's music (bummer for you), there is still so much entertainment to be found in these episodes, as well as plenty of a human element most people probably figured Fat Mike didn't have. Highly recommended.
CRUCIAL JAMS: Um, it's a DVD. However, if you don't already own Punk In Drublic, you're totally blowing it.
BUY IT NOW: Amazon (physical)

"WE SAID MEH! M-E-H, MEH!"

This Providence's Who Are You Now?
THE SCOOP: The above Simpsons reference pretty much perfectly sums up my feelings toward This Providence and their new album. It's background music for a swooped-hair dentist's office: patently inoffensive with nothing out of the ordinary that would risk scaring the patient--er, listener. Honestly, do you really want to associate getting a root canal with this band's music? Too late, I already do.
CRUCIAL JAMS: Go buy a Gatsbys American Dream CD instead. Any Gatsbys American Dream CD.
BUY IT NOW: Amazon (physical), Amazon (digital)

ALSO OUT TODAY: Catherine's Inside Out, Graf Orlack's Destination Time Today, I Killed The Prom Queen's Sleepless Nights And City Lights DVD, Kylesa's Static Tensions, MSTRKRFT's Fist Of God, the One Thought Moment's Deaf In The Dead Zone, Sum 41's All The Good Shit

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Hello, I'm Alternative Press music editor Scott Heisel and welcome to the sixth installment of Positive Jams, your guide to the best (and the rest) of the week's new music as selected by yours truly. Let's get to it!

IF YOU BUY ONE THING TODAY, PLEASE LET IT BE:

Cursive's Mama, I'm Swollen
THE SCOOP: Tim Kasher mines his fractured psyche once more for the enjoyment of thousands with Cursive's latest LP, the absolutely stellar Mama, I'm Swollen. The album is probably the best example of a bridge between Kasher's work in Cursive and his folksier band, the Good Life, as the mid-section of this album could've come right off of Album Of The Year ("Donkeys," "Caveman"). "Mama, I'm Satan" even comes off a bit like mid-period Radiohead. However, the loud, angsty parts are louder and angstier than ever before -- I've previously blogged about the epic scale of the disc's closing track, "What Have I Done?" and I will continue to rave about its absolutely incredible composition and weight. Tim Kasher's best-ever song? It's certainly in my top five.
CRUCIAL JAMS: "What Have I Done?" "I Couldn't Love You," "We're Going To Hell," "From The Hips"
BUY IT NOW: Amazon (physical), (digital)

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New Found Glory's Not Without A Fight
THE SCOOP: I've always respected New Found Glory (hey, any band who like Chamberlain is a friend of mine), but to be 100 percent honest, I never liked them before 2008's Tip Of The Iceberg EP injected some much-needed hardcore back into their shoulda-been-patented pop-punk sound. I'm stoked that NFG's Epitaph debut, Not Without A Fight, somewhat continues that trend. The disc falls off a bit toward the end, but first five songs alone (especially the Lifetime-esque "Truck Stop Blues") make this a solid investment (moreso than Citibank stock, anyway).
CRUCIAL JAMS: "Don't Let Her Pull You Down," "Truck Stop Blues," "47"
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Propagandhi's Supporting Caste
THE SCOOP: To borrow an old Punknews.org meme, words cannot express how much fuck this band. Never liked 'em, never will -- the only good thing they gave us was John K. Samson and the Weakerthans. Granted, that's one of the best things in the history of the world ever, which is why I will say one nice thing about Supporting Caste: It sounds kinda good, in a totally "I still don't like this band" way.
CRUCIAL JAMS: A Wilhelm Scream's Ruiner.
BUY IT NOW: Amazon (physical), (digital)

ALSO OUT TODAY: Anarbor's Free Your Mind EP, Riverboat Gamblers' Underneath The Owl, the Number Twelve Looks Like You's Worse Than Alone, Austin Lucas' Somebody Loves You, Burn Halo's Burn Halo, Razorlight's Slipway Fires

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