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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Oh, there's blogwork.

You want haikus? You're gonna get haikus, son (or daughter; this is an equal-opportunity blog):

Trivium - Shogun (out Sept. 30 on Roadrunner)
Plenty of shredding
Deedle-de-deedle-de-de
Where is the chorus?
Requested by Kgod

Thursday/Envy split LP (out this September on Temporary Residence Ltd.)
I haven't heard this
But Thursday and Envy rule
This will too, I'm sure
Requested by Irish Diplomat

I Set My Friends On Fire - You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter (out Oct. 7 on Epitaph)
You are kidding, right?
This is really a real band?
Society's doomed
Requested by LunarFlame17

Johnny Foreigner - Waited Up Till It Was Morning (out Oct. 14 on Nettwerk)
These Brits' debut disc
Is thrilling and exciting
My fave disc this month
Requested by LunarFlame17

Jack's Mannequin - The Glass Passenger (out Sept. 30 on Sire)
After months and months
It's finally coming out
And it's worth the wait
Requested by jps

Dear And The Headlights - Drunk Like Bible Times (out Sept. 30 on Equal Vision)
Totally brilliant
Arizona's favorite sons?
Better believe it
Requested by jps

Anberlin - New Surrender (out Sept. 30 on Universal Republic)
They always rock hard
But something is missing here
It is no Cities
Requested by jps

If there's an upcoming release you want me to pen a haiku for, leave a comment and request it. I'm having a blast doing these! Who needs to sleep, anyway?

8 Comments:

Blogger Cam said...

If you've got it, I'd like to see a haiku on Deerhunter's upcoming album Microcastle. It's being released in late October.

If not, maybe a haiku about the album you listened to non-stop the summer you were 16? That would be cool.

August 19, 2008 3:33 AM  
Blogger Aubergine said...

I've written a haiku inspired by this year's Riot Fest headliners

Hey Dicky Barret!
Fifteen dollar service charge!?
Pontiac garage

P.S. write a Bayside haiku!

August 19, 2008 9:01 AM  
Blogger Kgod said...

Sweet, thanks Scott.

Even if your haiku makes me more worried then stoked for the new trivium. We'll have to see how close your poetic(ism?) comes to what I think of this cd.

August 19, 2008 11:25 AM  
Blogger Josh said...

I'm just posting this comment to tell you this is your best subject line yet.

August 19, 2008 9:04 PM  
Blogger J. PHK said...

i would love for you to haiku Fake Shark Real Zombie's album Zebra Zebra!

August 19, 2008 10:27 PM  
Blogger Madame Twitch said...

Amanda Palmer

August 19, 2008 11:18 PM  
Blogger Jay Breitling said...

Johnny Foreigner's record is titled Waited Up Til It Was Light.

August 20, 2008 8:57 AM  
Blogger Eric said...

Id like to see a haiku for Portugal. The Man's new album, which is coming out quite soon I believe. Saw them earlier this year and they crushed.

August 25, 2008 12:52 PM  

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