Except for you, Milhouse. You're cut.

Geez.

Guess what?

That fantasy football league I brought up yesterday in my jammies?

Flooded with submissions.

FLOOD, ED.

Considering I can only include 12 members (including myself and a few other AP celebutantes), I'm sad to say I'm not gonna be able to include everyone who asked to enter.

Who would have thought this would turn into an exclusive club?

Yeesh. I severely underestimated my popularity.

But here's the thing: I'd say about 80 percent of those submissions are from dudes.

I really wanna get a few ladies in the league for the sake of equality. (Remember, this isn't a serious league at all -- Scott Heisel's gonna be in it, for Peter's sake--so don't worry if you don't know much about football.)

e-mail me at karan@altpress.com

But I'm gonna have to make some hard cuts tonight--so get your submission in now! (It'll help if you let me know why you wanna play. Or, instead, you could just tell me how cool I am. That seems to have been working so far.)

Also, for everyone who's hoping to get in, we'll probably be doing the draft online as early as Thursday!