Ok, serious concern here: I have had a boner for the last five hours. I have no interest in doing anything with it because I’m not horny (haven’t been for a few days), so I can’t explain this erection or the fact that it WON’T. FUCKING. SOFTEN.
I am quite worried that I’ll do something harmless like roll over in my sleep and snap him. I feel sorry for my penis. I don’t let him play outside. HE MISSES THE SUN!
Got laid three times yesterday. Twice the day before. I fucking love having our own apartment Jesus Chriiiiiiiist. Own place = more time = longer sex = more oral sex = now I want more. BAI GUYS LATER
My summer has been filled with said subject matter, so I’m a happy camper.
Side thought: I lost my phone recently. Which isn’t too big of a deal since I’m getting it replaced via insurance, but there are quite a few personal pictures and videos in there that I really wouldn’t want seeing the light of day o_O I try not to think about it much… GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING SD CARD!!!
Own place = more time = longer sex = more oral sex = now I want more.
Got laid three times yesterday. Twice the day before. I fucking love having our own apartment Jesus Chriiiiiiiist. Own place = more time = longer sex = more oral sex = now I want more. BAI GUYS LATER
QFT. Whoever said sex after marriage got boring was not doing it right. Two or three times a day on work days and when we’re both off….yeah. It’s like an all day event.
What he meant to say was, ‘Yo, babes, I can buy ya’ll beer’
Hahahahaha to the last comment; a sad wimper in agreement to the first. Last time I had…nothing for a really long time, I got drunk and made out with two girls for the hell of it. Not my proudest moment…but not my worst. Hahaha. EEK.
