May 27, 2012

^ I’ve never really had a one-on-one conversation with a cop. So basically, nope.

< is celebrating Canada Day by watching an Office Marathon.

V Favorite episode of the Office? (if you watch it).

^ Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.

< Going home in a few.

v What am I gonna have for lunch?

^ Something delicious

< My phone is broken. Again.

V last thing you kicked?

^ Most likely my brother

< Sleep schedule is fucked up

v When is your bedtime?

^ Lately it’s been around 2:30 - 4:00 in the morning…

< enjoys staying up late and sleeping in during summer.

V favorite part about summer?

^ More time to go to shows

< just Checked Man Overboard out for the first time!!!

v You diggin Man Overboard?

^ Yes, but don’t tell Jon.

< I WANT TO GO TO DISNEYLAND, DAMNIT.

v Why’s your door so light?

^ cause you probably broke it

< applying for jobs, actually successfully distracting myself from said task

v current task?

^^ Demetri Martin?
^ NHL 09 keeping me entertained while i can’t sleep
<  sharing media from my comp to the xbox = sweet soundtrack to hockey
v wanna make a trade? cougar for a snake?

^ Sure!

< Watching Brazil and Netherlands.

V do you have a celebrity look alike?

^ people say I look like Dave Grohl. And Ferris Bueller (not Matthew Broderick).

< watching a taped Sportscentre.

v “happy birthday, you land mass.” best line about Canada Day?

^ Since no one else is answering…Have a wonderful, beaver catching, igloo living, maple sucking, puck slappin, beer drinking Canada Day!

< It’s nearly 1:30 am here. I’m wired…stuck at home.

V Been out of the country you live in? Where to?

^ Sadly, No

< Loves Daniel Tosh’s stand-up

V Favorite comedian?

^currently - anthony jeselnick with aziz ansari and hannibal burress close behind

< going to make a stand up thread now

v how was your fourth of july?  (AMERICANS ONLY) hehe

^ Fine.  I set shit on fire, and that’s almost all I wanted to do.

< Has an interesting day planned tomorrow.

v I’ve just handed you a jar of pickles.  What do you do next?