Today in public speaking the japanese guy in my class told us about his first time in America. This is the dialogue, but imagine it with a comical japanese accent with all ‘L’s’ pronounced as r’s.
So we were staying in a hotel…and there was a guestbook. So i open the guest book and it says ‘name’. I write my name. It say ‘age’. I am 16. I write it. Now it say ‘sex’. I say to my friend, ‘‘do they really need to know that? America so wierd.’’ So I write, ‘experienced’.
My friend say, ‘‘you are stupid! They don’t mean that!’‘
He takes the pen from me and write ‘once or twice a week.’
He had my entire class dying and it was a true story. It made my day.