J. Bennett Articles

  HQ: Los Angeles If you’re reading this, you clearly have way too much free time on your hands. Which officially makes me jealous. But how much do you really wanna know about the dude who gave Piranha 3D four out of five stars on this very website? Yeah, that’s what I thought. So I’ll do us all a favor here and keep this short and sweet:  When I’m not writing about movies for AltPress.com, I’m holed up in an abandoned missile silo in Los Angeles, skirting deadlines for such fine publications as Decibel, Revolver and Thrasher. I spend the rest of my hours being tall, charming and handsome, but I also contribute overly long “think pieces” to online music palaces such as Self-Titled Mag and MySpace Music.   What else? I enjoy pork products, WWII-era firearms (pictured) and long walks on the beach. Oh, and I’ve been working on an authorized biography of renowned monkey gladiator Jacco Macacco for like ten years now. But there’s also this. And this. TEN ALBUMS THAT NEVER GET OLD, EVER (Plus One) Thin Lizzy – Black Rose: A Rock Legend Black Sabbath – Volume 4 Boards Of Canada – Geogaddi Scissorfight – Mantrapping For Sport & Profit Metallica - …And Justice For All… Kyuss – Sky Valley Siouxsie & The Banshees - Juju Roky Erickson & The Aliens – The Evil One Diamond Head – Lightning To The Nations Burzum – Filosofem Queens Of The Stone Age – Rated R