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  Every Time I Die frontman Keith Buckley waxes cinematic on the more important films of our time—sort of. SUBURBAN COMMANDO (1991) STARS: Hulk Hogan, Christopher Lloyd, Shelley Duvall THE PLOT: In the same way that Mac And Me was a disturbingly mouthwatering ad for a Big Mac and The Wizard was nothing more than […]

there seem to be two types of new musicians that hit me up- whether via myspace or in person:   1) the type that wants me to hear their demos   or   2) the type that wants me to tell them how to make it as a musician   the question is this: what […]

  EVERY TIME I DIE frontman KEITH BUCKLEY waxes cinematic on the more important films of our time—sort of.   THE LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN (1985) STARS: Helen Slater, Christian Slater, Lisa Simpson’s voice THE PLOT: Hey, 1980s! Remember that movie about that hot babe who shaved her head and went on the lam? Hey […]

This is a really painful first blog to write, actually. I wish it could have been about some of the other dozen topics I had been kicking around the past week in my head but today kinda changed all of that. At about 12:05pm today, I got an IM from photographer and close friend of […]

  EVERY TIME I DIE frontman KEITH BUCKLEY waxes cinematic on the more important films of our time—sort of.   MISCHEIF (1985) STARS: Jami Gertz, Chris Nash, Doug McKeon THE PLOT: The only thing that 1985 loved more than 2010 was 1954. Some of the most seminal movies I watched growing up took place is […]

So I couldn't sleep last night. It's cool, don't worry about me. I've been really kinda stressed lately and having recurring nightmares about my senior prom date making out with Cartel's Nic Hudson right in front of me. (It's a long story, but as it turns out, more people would care if Nic blogged about […]

  EVERY TIME I DIE frontman KEITH BUCKLEY waxes cinematic on the more important films of our time—sort of.   PROJECT: ALF (1996) STARS: ALF, Martin Sheen, Ed Beagly Jr.  THE PLOT: Doth my eyes deceive me? Have I truly happened upon the Sangreal of made-for-TV movies? Picking up where the popular ’80s continual acid […]

So, aside from wondering what music editor Scott Heisel’s biggest turn-ons are (for the record: banjo music with high-pitched vocals, Frisbee competitions and those Six Flags commercials with that dancing, old man), the one question I’m asked most is, “What does your desk look like?”And I told both of those people, “You know that scene […]

  EVERY TIME I DIE frontman KEITH BUCKLEY waxes cinematic on the more important films of our time—sort of.   LICENSE TO DRIVE (20TH CENTURY FOX, 1985) STARS: Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, Heather Graham, Uncle Phil from The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air THE PLOT: The two Coreys star as Dean (Feldman) and Les (Haim), two […]

  EVERY TIME I DIE frontman KEITH BUCKLEY waxes cinematic on the more important films of our time—sort of.   WEIRD SCIENCE (UNIVERSAL, 1985) STARS: Kelly LeBrock, Anthony Michael Hall, Ilan Mitchell-Smith, Bill Paxton, Robert Downey Jr. THE PLOT: This movie is everything that was right with the 1980s. Teens were innocuously horny, home computers […]

  EVERY TIME I DIE frontman KEITH BUCKLEY waxes cinematic on the more important films of our time—sort of.   HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN (ANCHOR BAY ENTERTAINMENT, 1987) STARS: Roddy Piper, Cec Verrell and a dude named RCB. Seriously. Look him up. THE PLOT: This month, we’re going to play a game where your Uncle […]

  EVERY TIME I DIE frontman KEITH BUCKLEY waxes cinematic on the more important films of our time—sort of.   EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY (ARTISAN ENTERTAINMENT, 1988) STARS: Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey, Damon Wayans, Julie Brown THE PLOT: At the behest of the Alternative Press staff, this month I’m going to try something […]

  EVERY TIME I DIE frontman KEITH BUCKLEY waxes cinematic on the more important films of our time—sort of.   D.C. CAB (UNIVERSAL, 1983) STARS: Mr. T, Marsha Warfield, Gary Busey, Adam Baldwin THE PLOT: In this cab-solutely bewildering comedy, Baldwin stars as Albert Hockenberry who moves to the District of Columbia to work for […]

  EVERY TIME I DIE frontman KEITH BUCKLEY waxes cinematic on the more important films of our time—sort of.   BODY ROCK (1984; STARZ, 2007) STARRING: Lorenzo Lamas, Vicki Frederick, someone named “Skeeter” THE PLOT: In 1949, the unsuspecting world was given a frightening glimpse of the future in the form of George Orwell’s dystopian […]

  EVERY TIME I DIE frontman KEITH BUCKLEY waxes cinematic on the more important films of our time—sort of.   BACHELOR PARTY (20TH CENTURY FOX, 1984) STARRING: Tom Hanks, Tawny Kitaen, Adrian Zmed THE PLOT: Do you want to know the problem with a movie that sacrifices Tom Hanks’ artistic integrity for a two-hour-long gratuitous […]

  EVERY TIME I DIE frontman KEITH BUCKLEY waxes cinematic on the more important films of our time—sort of.   WALK LIKE A MAN (1987) STARRING > Howie Mandel, Christopher Lloyd, Colleen Camp   THE PLOT: This laughter-reducing romp sees Reggie Shand (Lloyd) poised to inherit $30 million of his deceased father’s inheritance under one […]