12 (more) Questions Raised By Fall Out Boy’s ‘Young Blood Chronicles’
Today, Fall Out Boy released the sixth video in their The Young Blood Chronicles, “Just One Yesterday.” Last month, we took you through all the “WTF?” moments we experienced watching the first five videos with 27 Questions Raised By Fall Out Boy’s Young Blood Chronicles, and we decided we couldn’t just leave it at that, especially after all the face-palming and screen-yelling we did last night when this video surfaced.
MORE WTF-ery:
“The Mighty Fall” | “My Songs Know…” | “Alone Together” | “Young Volcanoes” | “The Phoenix”
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS APPLE?
First of all, Pete, when you stumble upon the lone piece of fruit in a barren forest, you should probably be suspiciousof it. As he takes a big, sloppy, bloody bite of the thing, it flashes back to the cannibal dinner party. They’re even injecting the damn fruit? Also, why do the evil women want FOB to eat bloody shit all the time?
HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?
The snake makes a recurring role in this video. In its second cameo, it comes tumbling out of Pete Wentz’s mouth when he pukes up his blood apple. Seriously, when did you swallow that snake, Pete?
WHO WOULD PICK UP A HOOK-HANDED HITCHIKER?
So, you’re a young lady alone on a country road in what doesn’t appear to be the most sturdy of trucks, and you see a blood-covered man with a hook hand. Your instinct is to pick him up? Jesus.
HOW HUNGRY ARE YOU GUYS?
Wentz took a bite of a bloody apple and apparently also swallowed a snake along the way, and now Andy is stealing this homeless man’s beans. Didn’t you just have a nice, big meal of human flesh the other day?
WHY WOULD YOU COME UP ON THIS POOR WOMAN ZOMBIE-STYLE?
Use your words, Joe!
HOW DIFFICULT IS IT TO DRIVE WITH A HOOK HAND?
When his stranger-danger driver decides to take a break from driving tolean out the window and sing wistfully, Patrick must take matters into his own hook. I can’t imagine that’s an easy thing to do. >>>
“YOU ON THE BATH SALTS, SON?”
Pete scares the bejeebies out of a wee pageant child and her guardianlady when he comes up on them (much like Joe) super-aggressively. I imagine the woman in the car screamed this at him just before macing him.
HOW DO FALL OUT BOY MAGICALLY FIND EACH OTHER?
During the “The Mighty Fall” video, the guys scatter to escape murderous children and wake up the next day in seemingly very different locations, then head on their merry ways (opposite ones, it seems) until suddenly they all know where to find each other and jump, with great ease, into a moving truck. I saw no sign of a cell phone or even the messenger falcon. Who gave them the memo?
WHO ARE YOU FLIPPING OFF?
Eh. Doesn’t matter. I’d probably do the same if I had just endured what you did. Carry on, Pete.
EVER HEARD OF A PARKING LOT?
Rude.
OH, GREAT. WHAT ARE YOU NOW?
Of course! That’s why you picked up the bloody hook man. You’re pure evil. And you’re at an evil level that one-ups the other evil people, clearly, because you have that eye thing happening. What and who are you?
WHAT’S WITH THE RADIO?!
It’s the radio, again, that turns our sweet frontman into this monster.
Will the guys survive? Is the hospital full of snakes and black-eyed women? Is Elton John in the briefcase?
Only time will tell…
MORE WTF-ery:
“The Mighty Fall” | “My Songs Know…” | “Alone Together” | “Young Volcanoes” | “The Phoenix”
