“YOU ON THE BATH SALTS, SON?”
12 (more) Questions Raised By Fall Out Boy’s ‘Young Blood Chronicles’
Pete scares the bejeebies out of a wee pageant child and her guardianlady when he comes up on them (much like Joe) super-aggressively. I imagine the woman in the car screamed this at him just before macing him.

HOW DO FALL OUT BOY MAGICALLY FIND EACH OTHER?
12 (more) Questions Raised By Fall Out Boy’s ‘Young Blood Chronicles’

During the “The Mighty Fall” video, the guys scatter to escape murderous children and wake up the next day in seemingly very different locations, then head on their merry ways (opposite ones, it seems) until suddenly they all know where to find each other and jump, with great ease, into a moving truck. I saw no sign of a cell phone or even the messenger falcon. Who gave them the memo?

WHO ARE YOU FLIPPING OFF?
12 (more) Questions Raised By Fall Out Boy’s ‘Young Blood Chronicles’

Eh. Doesn’t matter. I’d probably do the same if I had just endured what you did. Carry on, Pete.

EVER HEARD OF A PARKING LOT?
12 (more) Questions Raised By Fall Out Boy’s ‘Young Blood Chronicles’

Rude.

 

OH, GREAT. WHAT ARE YOU NOW?
12 (more) Questions Raised By Fall Out Boy’s ‘Young Blood Chronicles’

Of course! That’s why you picked up the bloody hook man. You’re pure evil. And you’re at an evil level that one-ups the other evil people, clearly, because you have that eye thing happening. What and who are you?

WHAT’S WITH THE RADIO?!
12 (more) Questions Raised By Fall Out Boy’s ‘Young Blood Chronicles’

It’s the radio, again, that turns our sweet frontman into this monster.

Will the guys survive? Is the hospital full of snakes and black-eyed women? Is Elton John in the briefcase?

Only time will tell…

MORE WTF-ery:
“The Mighty Fall” | “My Songs Know…” | “Alone Together” | “Young Volcanoes” | “The Phoenix”

 

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