20 things you won't believe happened in 2007

July 2, 2017

Would you believe that 2007 was ten years ago? Seriously. Since then, we've had three summer Olympics, four Harry Potter movies and, of course, three Paramore albums.

What we're saying is, a lot can go down in ten years. Here are 20 things that we bet you won't believe happened in 2007.

Where were you in 2007? Let us know in the comments!

1. Chocolate Rain

Where is the Grammy for this iconic song by Tay Zonday? “Chocolate Rain” went viral in an age long before YouTube was the massive platform it is today. Adam Bahner, the man behind the stage name of Tay Zonday, posted plenty more original songs to his channel, but none went quite as viral as “Chocolate Rain.”

2. “Dear Maria, Count Me In” by All Time Low

Now an Emo Nite staple, this song and the album it comes from, So Wrong, It's Right, are somehow turning ten this year. While we patiently wait on an anniversary tour, make sure not to miss All Time Low on the Young Renegades tour this summer—we bet they'll play some cuts from their 2007 record!

3. High School Musical 2

We know what you're thinking—High School Musical TWO? That's right, the sequel came out ten years ago. The original? ELEVEN years ago. We all feel old. (Also, how satisfying was it when Troy and Gabriella finally kissed?)

4. Harry Potter Puppet Pals

Fun fact: 2007 was also the year that the final Harry Potter book released, so maybe this video was super timely when it came out? Either way, we're glad this strange video went viral. Anyone else try to recite all the parts at once?

5. On Letting Go by Circa Survive

Circa Survive's stunning sophomore album came out ten years ago! Did you catch them on their anniversary tour?

QUIZ: What 2007 album are you?

6. “Dance Floor Anthem (I Don't Wanna Be In Love)” by Good Charlotte

This second “Anthem” by Good Charlotte comes off their fourth studio album, Good Morning Revival. It also led to an iconic 2008 tour lineup: GC, Boys Like Girls, Metro Station and the Maine, appropriately dubbed the Soundtrack Of Your Summer tour.

7. Guitar Hero III: Legends Of Rock

Alright, be honest—how many songs do you only know because they were on this amazing game? How about “Through the Fire and Flames” by Dragonforce? Or maybe “Monsters” by Matchbook Romance? It's time to dig your Wii out of storage and give this one another playthrough.

8. “Crank That (Soulja Boy)” by Soulja Boy Tell'em

We almost said Soulja Boy was a one-hit wonder, but how could we forget “Kiss Me Thru The Phone”! Regardless, do you still remember the “Crank That” dance?

9. Minutes To Midnight by Linkin Park

This album was a tall order for Linkin Park, who had to live up to the success of both Hybrid Theory and Meteora. We think they did a good job: Singles off this album include “What I've Done,” “Bleed It Out” and “Shadow Of The Day.”

10. Keeping Up with the Kardashians premiere

We cannot believe how long the Kardashians have basically been running pop culture. And Kylie Jenner, the girl who recently caused a fuss with her sister Kendall over some offensive band t-shirts? She was only nine when the show premiered.

CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE

11. Miss Teen USA South Carolina's bungled speech

We wouldn't blame you for not remembering this one, but it's a mess—Miss Teen South Carolina, Caitlin Upton, pretty much blathered nonsense in response to this question: “Research has shown one fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?” Seriously, you just have to watch.

12. “The Bird And The Worm” by the Used

Honestly, this track off of the Used's 2007 album Lies For The Liars was probably the heaviest thing we were listening to at the time. Still slaps, though.

13. The finale of The O.C.

Before there was Gossip Girl and 90210, there was The O.C. In 2007, we all learned the final fate of the Cohens and Coopers. Also, this was the greatest theme song ever. We miss you, Phantom Planet!

14. “Thnks fr th Mmrs” by Fall Out Boy

That's right, Infinity On High came out ten years ago. At the time, it was the highly anticipated follow up to From Under The Cork Tree, so Fall Out Boy had big shoes to fill, but they didn't disappoint. Other singles off this album include “This Ain't A Scene (It's An Arms Race)” and “I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You).” Also, did you spot in the Kim Kardashian cameo in the “Thnks fr the Mmrs” video?

15. Dramatic Chipmunk

Somehow, in 2007, this five second video was the funniest thing that had ever happened. This was before Vine, when you had to post your tiny videos on YouTube. Fun fact: That chipmunk is actually a prairie dog!

16. The very first iPhone

As we inevitably live through the birth of the iPhone 8, 9, 273, etc., let's remember that the very first iPhone was dropped in 2007. In the reveal, Steve Jobs called this “a revolutionary product,” and we can't say he was wrong.

17. “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne

In 2007, Avril Lavigne released her career-shifting album, The Best Damn Thing, which featured this spunky track. It's also when Melissa replaced Lavigne, depending on who you ask.

18. Britney Spears' breakdown

First of all, we just want to commend Britney Spears on getting her life back together. But back in 2007, her mental breakdown became a meme of sorts when she shaved her entire head. And honestly, every year we understand that more and more.

19. “Misery Business” by Paramore

That's right, Riot! came out ten years ago! So much has changed since then. We've added three more Paramore albums, including this year's After Laughter, and we're happy to say this band is still going strong and is as revered in the scene now as they were ten years ago.

20. Bee Movie

Maybe if we had made this list a year ago, Bee Movie wouldn't have earned a spot. But thanks to the insane resurgence of this cartoon flick starring Jerry Seinfeld, we have to pay homage to this classic.