20 times Frank Iero hilariously roasted people on Twitter
It’s no secret that Frank Iero of Frank Iero And The Patience is an amazing musician and an all-around great guy. If you catch him after a show, he's the sweetest guy around. But what you may not know is that Iero is also the unrelenting king of sick Twitter burns. So in his honor, here are 20 times Iero roasted his fans on Twitter.
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Iero is coming for you, Gordon Ramsay
My cousins meal������ pic.twitter.com/qI4ibwbgMa
— hannah pat fob (@hannahpatdfob) August 8, 2017
what is that? a lens cap salad https://t.co/zLa2zIRyPn
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) August 8, 2017
A fan sent Iero a picture of their dinner. Iero was not impressed.
That’s a cow, Anna
wow even a horse took a pic with you guys and me not hahaha i love my life pic.twitter.com/sd8FwmHeSt
— ana #revradtour (@whosfrankiero) April 23, 2017
that's a cow ana. get your shit together. https://t.co/Cy9yNnC6Ic
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) April 23, 2017
Anna doesn’t know her farm animals very well. Good thing Iero was there to clear that one up!
Iero takes GWAR very seriously, as should you
@JonHerroon I'm probably a fucking idiot, but who is GWAR?
— Emma (@emjaabel143) April 19, 2017
i'm muting you emma https://t.co/v9YdUhkTre
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) April 19, 2017
If you don’t like GWAR, you will be muted. We think that’s fair.
What are those shoes?
@FrankIero fronkie what shoes are you wearing in this? pic.twitter.com/LFt822eLUg
— TeamFunGhoul (@MacyRuiz13) May 14, 2017
that's just what my bare feet look like https://t.co/LpGk0OZEgv
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) May 14, 2017
Probably the best troll ever was when Iero told someone asking what shoes he was wearing that that’s what his feet look like. That’s one way to keep people from jacking your style.
The spoon emoji
why the spoon emoji
— reed (@gerardhayley) May 7, 2017
…because i don't eat yoghurt with my bare hands like a monster. https://t.co/jE9l0qjuP8
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) May 7, 2017
What do you eat yogurt with, a fork? Leave the man to his emojis.
Bacon bits?
nobody knows what the fuhk a baco is frank
— moni lovs jo,bel&mel (@monimustdie) April 30, 2017
i bet people who know how to google do https://t.co/hQtYrWHEo0
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) April 30, 2017
Someone didn’t know what Betty Crocker Baco’s Bacon Bits were. Iero directed them to Google.com.
NJ CoatCore
i'm starting a new band called CoatCore, sue me
— ghoulia�� (@_juliacleary) May 7, 2017
i will come to your house and karate chop you in the neck https://t.co/hvLBqQ8gjO
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) May 7, 2017
Apparently Iero is pretty protective of his intellectual property. Don’t steal his band name ideas or you’ll catch some hands!
Don’t correct his spelling, you nerd
NO ONE SAYS “FUHK” YOU CHEESE BALL. WE ALL SAY “FUCK, FUCK, FUCK” GET IT RIGHT.
— Ash Barakat (@Ashx_Fultz) May 15, 2017
go fultz yourself https://t.co/9AnYpPEvjX
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) May 15, 2017
Many things can get you roasted by Iero on twitter, but one of the fastest ways is to correct his spelling.
You can’t handle the tweets!
Write a book then
— karen ⚰️ (@Fraankensstein) May 31, 2017
you can't even handle my tweets https://t.co/fsjivNOg5N
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) May 31, 2017
He’s right, we definitely couldn’t handle a hundred pages of these zingers.
Don’t criticize his jokes
this isnt even funny
— iris (@penceypatience) June 6, 2017
what are you, a stockholder? https://t.co/GZm7upykXL
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) June 6, 2017
Currently waiting for Frank Iero stocks to go public so that we can buy them all and make the Patience play at our birthday parties.
He doesn’t make the rules
It'd be a lot more sanitary just to not use a public restroom
— alex�� (@softxalex) June 12, 2017
yes & cancer would be wonderful if instead of killing us it just filled out bellies with candy but there is no god & i don't make the rules. https://t.co/4OdFEn6SsX
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) June 12, 2017
God can’t help you in a dirty public restroom. At least, Iero doesn’t think so.
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Hot riffs
I just imagine @FrankIero farting here pic.twitter.com/82P8k4lFjH
— reptar (@fiatpfiatc) June 8, 2017
*farting hot riffs https://t.co/UjkieZC11O
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) June 8, 2017
When a fan tried to zing Iero by saying it looked like he was farting, he had the perfect clapback.
Don’t insult Ben Stiller
WHOS BEN STILLER
— ʜƚɘd (@lAMBANDTRASH) August 12, 2017
smack yourself moderately hard and then go lock yourself in a closet https://t.co/Ta2aMZEYp7
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) August 12, 2017
We’re not sure why Iero is so passionate about Stiller, but we’re not mad about it.
Don’t be such a Deloris
also, it would be Deloris' parents not Deloris's parents
— tj (@LEVlATHAN) August 19, 2017
also maybe don't be such a fuhking Deloris about it. https://t.co/PjdJ82SURp
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) August 19, 2017
Remember the thing about correcting Iero’s spelling? Yeah, don’t correct his grammar either, Deloris.
Tap or bottled?
bottled water or tap water
— jinx �� (@xofiatp) October 4, 2017
What am I, a poor person? C'mon. https://t.co/jQLUsqaeky
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) October 4, 2017
Iero has no patience for tap water, or for you. Get that weak shit out of here.
Only Spanish speakers will get this
spanish people don't look like that. you would know it if you came to spain
— maria,, |-/ (@olddirtymeri) March 29, 2017
Oh sick quemar! https://t.co/RRdb4AnNFs
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) March 29, 2017
That’s Spanish for “burn.” Iero is out here roasting us in other languages.
Eat turds, Jessica
Finally, a good, not offensive, not hateful answer has come from Frank Anthony Iero Jr.! Is this really you?
— Jessie (@jessicadrskova) June 6, 2017
eat turds Jessica https://t.co/pMLBS5Xppu
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) June 6, 2017
You heard the man, Jessica.
Buzz, buzz
LET ME SLEEP STOP MAKING MY PHONE BUZZ I HAVE SCHOOL IN 6 HOURS ��
— Pumpkin Spice Baby (@Smol_Emo_Nemo) August 13, 2017
buzz buzz ���� don't forget to sharpen your pencils! https://t.co/U8GOfT1sH0
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) August 13, 2017
Iero doesn’t care if you have school in the morning; he’s gonna dish out the late-night roasts anyway.
Why is Frank so mean?
Why are you so mean sometimes?
— meg�� (@revenxe) May 7, 2017
you spelled “the best at twitter” wrong https://t.co/0bKsW8xLB8
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) May 7, 2017
Frank Anthony Iero, Jr., the one true king of Twitter, ladies and gentlemen.
Will he ever stop roasting us?
are u gonna roast all of your fans for the rest of your life
— Bianca (@beeyoungcow) May 26, 2017
well i feel like eventually we will all probably grow tired of twitter and move on with our lives https://t.co/T2a78dEwrA
— frnkiero: Party Dad (@FrankIero) May 26, 2017
His ghost will roast us from the beyond, long after Twitter has been forgotten. We hope so, anyway. Keep ‘em coming, buddy!
