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Hilarious band bios that win the internet

As a band trying to pull in new fans, your bio can either make or break you. Some bands go for the more serious route, giving in-depth explanations to their history and their sound. Then there's bands like Waterparks and State Champs, who use their social media platforms to relate to their fans on a personal level-while totally winning the internet.

Check out these hilarious band bios below!

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State Champs

A bio that's short, sweet and straight to the point.

State Champs Facebook Bio

Good to know, guys. And let's not forget their interests section, which might be the most relatable thing we've ever read.

State Champs Facebook Interests

Sleep On It

A look at the (very) brief history of Sleep On It.

Sleep On It Facebook Bio

And their interests?

Sleep On It Facebook Interests

Neck Deep

In case you were wondering what Neck Deep likes to do, just check out their Twitter bio.

Neck Deep Twitter Bio

Watsky

When someone asks you what your goal is in life…

Watsky twitter bio

The Fall Of Troy

We could be wrong, but we think these guys might be doing it backwards. 

The Fall Of Troy Facebook Story

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Microwave

We think everyone can relate to Microwave's band interests.

Microwave Facebook Interests

Against The Current

An interests section that gives you an inside look at ATC.

Against The Current Facebook Interests

Stacked Like Pancakes 

A band that likes to give you the run around on what their genre actually is.

Stacked Like Pancakes Facebook

Stacked Like Pancakes Twitter

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Another band that can't take the genre thing seriously. At all.

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus Facebook

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Chapel

They're making their parents proud.

Chapel Twitter

Waterparks

Everything about this is just so…. Waterparks.

Waterparks bio

Waterparks Interests

Waterparks Facebook Bio

Waterparks Twitter

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Yacht Punk

Probably the greatest band bio you will ever read.

“So here it is.Yacht Punk sounds like Stephen King’s movie Maximum Overdrive took a handful of downers. It has something to do with free-basing weed wax off nice silverware you heated up on an electric stove. It’s drinking daiquiris out of a hollowed-out pineapple at a vampire bar, flying on acid. It’s doing hippie-flips in the desert while eating steak dinner with a roommates’ retired relatives, having a black dumpster cat named Mazzy Star, and destroying another pair of white Converse. No, they don't ride on yachts and they don't play punk.”

What other creative and hilarious band bios have you seen? Let us know in the comments below!

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