[Photo by: Mark Hoppus/Facebook]
The phenomenon of the dad joke has taken the internet by storm, presenting quips that are often funny for not being very funny at all. Blink-182’s Mark Hoppus is guilty of the occasional dad joke, as well as some quality humorous posts.
1. The peak dad joke
Good cop: I’M GOING IN!!
Dad cop: Hi Going In, I’m dad. Nice to meet you.
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) April 13, 2015
2. The life-threatening diagnosis
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce to you all that I am currently infected with two acnes.
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) March 30, 2017
3. The peaceful morning
Got up early this morning and participated in one (1) yoga. Namaste. ��
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) May 4, 2017
4. The tourist joke
5. The band name puns
I’m kind of a hipster so I prefer Autumn Out Boy.
what do you want from me?
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) May 3, 2017
new band idea: 22 pilots.
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) October 30, 2015
6. The night out
7. Taking the blame…
Very sorry about the sound cutting out during Radiohead last night. I was trying to charge my phone. I understand the yelling now. My bad.
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) April 15, 2017
8. …and taking the credit
Brendon Urie was my idea.
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) April 12, 2017
9. The SXSW adventure
I’m in Austin asking everyone if this is SXSW and people chuckle politely and think I’m less than clever. It’s a great night for all of us.
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) March 22, 2017
10. The social media joke
11. Staying up-to-date with pop culture
Watching Riverdale with my son has afforded us important discussions like not to lie to the police when your twin brother dies mysteriously.
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) March 7, 2017
12. The legal threats
Misery Business came on during my workout mix a week ago and hasn’t left my head since @yelyahwilliams you’ll be hearing from my attorneys.
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) March 10, 2017
13. The Game of Thrones observation
A movie about Tyrion Lannister’s girlfriend’s struggles to earn her college degree called “50 Grades of Shae.”
People, this site is free.
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) February 28, 2017
14. The Blink-182 jokes
Apple Music trying to get me to listen to some real garbage lately. smdh or w/e idk. pic.twitter.com/YlWvKZ6rdV
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) February 25, 2017
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) July 13, 2016