The phenomenon of the dad joke has taken the internet by storm, presenting quips that are often funny for not being very funny at all. blink-182’s Mark Hoppus is guilty of the occasional dad joke, as well as some quality humorous posts.
Check out some of Hoppus’ best work below.
1. The photographer joke
2. The failed joke
Told my son his face has 1000 negative reviews on yelp and he said there's a Mark's Ugly Face twitter acct to warn people not to look at me.
— mark hoppus.🏳️🌈 (@markhoppus) October 4, 2013
3. The tourist joke
4. The Simple Creatures jokes
when your kid is like “mom! dad! watch me!” and you’re all “awesome! great job, son!” and he’s like “you weren’t even watching!” and you don’t even look up from your phone to refute the point. pic.twitter.com/jDwdh2reDs
— mark hoppus.🏳️🌈 (@markhoppus) March 12, 2019
5. The bass joke
Took my son to the movies this morning. Bassist in the Chipmunks band was using my signature model.
— mark hoppus.🏳️🌈 (@markhoppus) December 28, 2009
6. The night out joke
7. The Super Bowl joke
Pretty dope that Adam Levine is such a huge blink-182 fan he has CALIFORNIA tattooed across his stomach!!
— mark hoppus.🏳️🌈 (@markhoppus) February 4, 2019
8. The social media joke
9. The Bring Me The Horizon joke
Bring me TWO horizons idgaf
— mark hoppus.🏳️🌈 (@markhoppus) May 15, 2019
10. The legal threats
11. The blink-182 joke
JUST GOT MY COPY IN THE MAIL THANKS BLINK-182!!! pic.twitter.com/xCtRCBxtoM
— mark hoppus.🏳️🌈 (@markhoppus) May 17, 2017
ten minutes into blink-182 and chill and he gives you this look. pic.twitter.com/AY8grn0HV7
— mark hoppus.🏳️🌈 (@markhoppus) December 12, 2015
12. The Victoria’s Secret Angel
13. The oyster joke
The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.
— mark hoppus.🏳️🌈 (@markhoppus) May 8, 2019
14. The twenty one pilots joke
15. The SoulCycle joke
In the hot summer when you suck on an exercise bike seat it’s called a Soulsicle. I’m sorry. So sorry.
— mark hoppus.🏳️🌈 (@markhoppus) May 3, 2019
16. The mad dad
17. The Billie Eilish/It mashup joke
🎶You should see me in a clown🎶
-Georgie from It
— mark hoppus.🏳️🌈 (@markhoppus) March 31, 2019
18. The Monsters, Inc. joke
omg mike wazowski is mister green m&m pic.twitter.com/ESq53iAi3n
— mark hoppus.🏳️🌈 (@markhoppus) March 2, 2019
19. The Android joke
It is with a heavy heart I must announce that today I learned several people I considered friends are, in fact, users of Android phones. I’m sure you can imagine my pain and humiliation. Be honest with each other, you guys. And also, trust, but verify.
— mark hoppus.🏳️🌈 (@markhoppus) February 13, 2019
20. The short-lived basketball career
Which one is your favorite Mark Hoppus joke? Did we miss any? Let us know in the comments!