The Story So Far – “Quicksand”

What we hear: “But I’d rather gamble/Lose all the French toast”
What it is: “But I’d rather gamble/Lose all and face death”

We’d never want to lose all the French toast, so needless to say, this one brought us some much-needed relief. Our French toast is safe.



New Found Glory – “All Downhill From Here”

What we hear: “Pikachu erected out your butt”
What it is: “Figured you were acting out your part”

Looks like we have to scratch off another track on our “Pokemon Go” playlist.

blink-182 – “All The Small Things”

What we hear: “All the small things/Drew Carey sings”
What it is: “All the small things/Truth care, truth brings”

Do you think Drew Carey was bummed when he found out this line wasn’t about him?

Neck Deep – “Can’t Kick Up The Roots”

What we hear: “That there will always be a place in my town call a referee”
What it is: “Then there will always be a place in my town called revelry”

We were wondering what went on in your town that would require you to need a referee…

The Wonder Years – “Everything I Own Fits In This Backpack”

What we hear: “I woke up today/And put on my shitty boxers”
What it is: “I woke up today/And put all my shit in boxes”

We were a little concerned with this one when we heard it. Luckily, the actual lyrics put our concerns to rest.

All Time Low – “Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don’t)”

What we hear: “I farted for a long time now/While drowning in a river of denial”
What it is: “I fought it for a long time now/While drowning in a river of denial”

Every All Time Low fan is fully aware of this misheard lyric, and if you’re not, have fun un-hearing this one now!

What other pop-punk lyrics caused you to have an existential crisis? Sound off in the comments below!