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Here’s the Panic! At The Disco song that best fits your zodiac sign

Ever listen to a song and think, “Wow, this is speaking to me. Not just my individual situation, but me, my person, my soul”? We have, too, like, all the time—but some big bangers sing a bit truer than others. Panic! At The Disco have the power to resonate with everyone, from all walks of life and of all ages, so we thought we’d find the perfect Panic! tune for you—based on your zodiac sign*. You are welcome!

*While certain astrologers have different understandings and interpretations of the signs and their most defining traits, we’re going with this UC Davis break down—because it’s a real college, and your horoscope might as well be considered science.

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Capricorn

December 23 – January 20
Element: Earth
Personality Traits: practical, prudent, ambitious, disciplined, patient, careful, humorous, reserved
Panic! At The Disco Song: “Crazy=Genius”
Why It Fits You: Capricorn, most people know you as prudent—a hard-working, focused member of the zodiac—and you are. But what drives that focus? A certain kind of specific, controlled indulgence. You’re crazy, and you’re a genius. Simple as that.

Aquarius

January 21 – February 19
Element: Air
Personality Traits: friendly, humanitarian, honest, loyal, original, inventive, independent, intellectual
Panic! At The Disco Song: “Ready To Go (Get Me Out Of My Mind)”
Why It Fits You: Aquarius, you’re a real pal to a lot of people, a creative force unlike any other. You recognize that sometimes being one in a million can make you feel a little nuts—and that’s totally okay. Panic! wrote a song just for you, about you.

Pisces

February 20 – March 20
Element: Water
Personality Traits: imaginative, sensitive, compassionate, kind, selfless, intuitive, sympathetic
Panic! At The Disco Song: “This Is Gospel”
Why It Fits You: Pisces, sweet Pisces, you’re the real artist. But like many artists, you feel so much, that’s why you’re the most dramatic Panic! track of them all: “This Is Gospel.” We can only picture you scream-singing, “If you love me let me go/‘Cause these words are knives that often leave scars” in earnest. Emotions!

Aries

March 21 – April 20
Element: Fire
Personality Traits: adventurous, energetic, pioneering, courageous, enthusiastic, confident, dynamic, quick-witted
Panic! At The Disco Song: “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”
Why It Fits You: Look at you, Aries; you’re the big hit! Panic!’s most career-defining number celebrates the fine line between bliss and destruction, a space your daredevil self knows well. Hell, Panic! were probably thinking about you when they wrote this one.

Taurus

April 21 – May 21
Element: Earth
Personality Traits: patient, reliable, warmhearted, loving, persistent, determined, placid, security-loving
Panic! At The Disco Song: “Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time”
Why It Fits You: As much as you, Taurus, are a lovable and social person, sometimes that friendly energy can get you into trouble. You’re in the market for a good time all the time, and this Death Of A Bachelor tune lives up to your delightful hedonism. Drink more water!

Gemini

May 22 – June 21
Element: Air
Personality Traits: adaptable, versatile, communicative, witty, intellectual, eloquent, youthful, lively
Panic! At The Disco Song: “The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage”
Why It Fits You: It’s right there in the title, Gemini! You have the gift of balance, and sometimes that balance and real crystalline clarity means you can see the truths in differences—that some things that present as opposites are really the same.

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Cancer

June 22 – July 22
Element: Water
Personality Traits: emotional, loving, intuitive, imaginative, shrewd, cautious, protective, sympathetic
Panic! At The Disco Song: “Girls/Girls/Boys”
Why It Fits You: Part of your beautiful sensitivity, Cancer, is just plain sexy. If any sign on the zodiac deserves the most sensual track in Panic!’s discography, it’s you. You know what love is; you know that love is love is love. And you teach us all a little bit more about it every day.

Leo

July 23 – August 21
Element: Fire
Personality Traits: generous, warmhearted, creative, enthusiastic, broad-minded, expansive, faithful, loving
Panic! At The Disco Song: “The Ballad Of Mona Lisa”
Why It Fits You: Leo, you’re one of the strongest signs in the zodiac. People know when you enter the room; you’re the real boss. No one knows how to draw attention like the Mona Lisa, a painting that outshines thousands of other works of art at the Louvre in Paris. You know you’re great and we do, too.

Virgo

August 22 – September 23
Element: Earth
Personality Traits: modest, meticulous, reliable, practical, diligent, intelligent, analytical
Panic! At The Disco Song: “Victorious”
Why It Fits You: Virgo, people tend to confuse your brilliant focus with being quiet and shy. That’s not the case! You’ve got your shit together, and for that reason, you’ll always be “Victorious.” Call us when you take over the world.

Libra

September 24 – October 23
Element: Air
Personality Traits: diplomatic, urbane, romantic, charming, easygoing, sociable, idealistic, peaceable
Panic! At The Disco Song: “Mad As Rabbits”
Why It Fits You: This might feel like a strange choice for you, Libra, but hear us out: “Mad As Rabbits” is a fantastical song of real folklore—it’s certainly romantic and endearing, and it expresses a wide range of interests. You’re a flexible, lovable kind of person, and so is this song. And for the record, so are rabbits. Everyone loves bunnies, even if they’re mad!

Scorpio

October 24 – November 22
Element: Water
Personality Traits: determined, forceful, emotional, intuitive, powerful, exciting, magnetic
Panic! At The Disco Song: “Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off”
Why It Fits You: Scorpio, you’re one of the most interesting signs in the whole zodiac. You have a crazy, passionate energy most people find intoxicating. It can certainly lead to real success in life—but it can also make you a bit devious. You might not be “Lying” to us, but you’re certainly having the most fun…

Sagittarius

November 23 – December 22
Element: Fire
Personality Traits: optimistic, freedom-loving, jovial, good-humored, honest, intellectual, philosophical
Panic! At The Disco Song: “Nine In The Afternoon”
Why It Fits You: In the earliest days of Panic! At The Disco, so many of their singles dealt with fictionalized versions of real heartbreak and romantic turmoil. “Nine In The Afternoon” is anything but that: It’s all joy, a straightforward number about young love and the feeling of immortality it inspires. If that’s not you, Sag, we don’t know what is.

Tell us: Are you happy with your song? Accurate, right?