Paint-peeling New Orleans hardcore unit PEARS have finally blessed us with word of a new album. The eponymously titled PEARS comes out March 6 on Fat Wreck, and it’s their third full-length, the follow-up to 2016’s Green Star. Because you’re going to ruin your pants waiting for the record to come out, we’re premiering a new track, “Cynical Serene.”

This is a song about cautious optimism?” frontman Zach Quinn offers more than a bit rhetorically. “Maybe not. Not sure it’s the same thing. Anyway, once you hit bottom, there’s nowhere to go but up, right?”

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“Cynical Serene” is typically, wondrously PEARS. It’s 139 seconds of punk fury with a vocal breakdown seemingly recorded in scenic Laurel Canyon, California, enhanced by bongloads of righteous boo. And while you may be familiar with the band’s brevity and velocity, you’re going to wonder what happened at the end of the song. (Spoiler alert: That’s where the “serenity” comes in.) 

“Cynical Serene” follows up “Comfortably Dumb,” which came out earlier this year, making heads swivel with PEARS’ mix of melody, acceleration and mania. Click that one later if you haven’t already (Seriously man, what’s wrong with you?), and bite into this one.

And PEARS are touring America this spring, so there’s no reason for you to be cynical or serene about the state of rock on the planet. And they’re playing Punk Rock Bowling, too!

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Check out “Cynical Serene” and their upcoming gigs below with tickets here.

U.S. dates:

03/27 – New Orleans, LA @ Banks St Bar*
03/28 – Dallas, TX @ Three Links*
03/29 – Austin, TX @ Mohawk*
03/31 – Scottsdale, AZ @ Pub Rock Live*
04/01 – Las Vegas, NV @ Evel Pie*
04/02 – Los Angeles, CA @ Bootleg Theater*
04/03 – San Diego, CA @ Soda Bar*
04/04 – Pomona, CA @ Characters*
04/05 – Albany, CA @ Ivy Room*
04/07 – Portland, OR @ Twilight*
04/08 – Seattle, WA @ Highline Bar*
04/09 – Vancouver, BC @ Wise Hall*
04/10 – Vernon, BC @ Record City*
04/11 – Calgary, AB @ Palomino Smokehouse*
04/12 – Edmonton, AB @ The Buckingham*
04/14 – Winnipeg, MB @ The Park Theatre*
04/15 – Fargo, ND @ The Aquarium*
04/16 – Minneapolis, MN @ Part Wolf*
04/17 – Des Moines, IA @ Vaudeville Mews*
04/18 – Omaha, NE @ Lookout Lounge*
04/19 – Denver, CO, US @ Streets*
04/21 – Oklahoma City, OK @ 89th St*
04/22 – Memphis, TN @ The Hi Tone*
04/23 – St. Louis, MO @ Red Flag*
04/24 – Chattanooga, TN @ JJ’s Bohemia*
05/24 – Las Vegas, NV @ Punk Rock Bowling 2020
* with Single Mothers

Australia dates:

05/28 – Frankston, AU @ Singing Bird Studios
05/29 – Melbourne, AU @ Bendigo Hotel
05/30 – Adelaide, AU @ Metro Hotel
05/31 – Perth, AU @ The Den
06/01– Margaret River, AU @ Margaret River Football Club
06/03 – Canberra, AU @ Transit Bar
06/04 – Newcastle, AU @ Hamilton Station Hotel
06/05 – Brisbane, AU @ The Bearded Lady
06/06 – Gold Coast, AU @ Vinnie’s Dive
06/07 – Sydney, AU @ Frankie’s Pizza

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