The 14 best Black Flag parody shirts—and where to buy them

You’ve seen them at shows, you’ve seen them on Instagram, you’ve even seen them across the chests of your favorite punk celebrities. We’re talking about, of course, the classic Black Flag parody shirt, which at this point is as much of a cultural institution as the Black Flag logo itself. We’ve compiled some of our favorite rips we’ve seen throughout the years, and also tell you where you can pick them up—assuming they’re still available. A lot of these types of things are made in ultra-short runs and when they’re gone, they’re gone, so act fast!

MUSIC

BEACH BOYS

If you read your rock history, you’ll learn that not only is Mike Love kind of the world’s biggest dick, but Brian Wilson was pretty punk as fuck, too.
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BEASTIE BOYS

We’ve yet to be able to track this one down online, so if you know where it’s coming from, leave a comment, won’t you?

JUSTIN BIEBER

Another shirt lost to the ages, due to a threatened lawsuit.

CHRIS FARREN

This one would take too much time to explain, so just buy it to become a dear friend of a real, verified punk celebrity.
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LADY GAGA

This bit of artpop is also, tragically, unavailable.

TEGAN AND SARA

Best known from this Hundredth press shot, these shirts were reportedly made by Barrett Records in 2010 but sadly are no longer available.

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POP CULTURE

BLACK DADS

Absolutely unfuckwithable.
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BLUE BOX

We’re holding out for an Inspector Spacetime-themed ripoff, personally.
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CM PUNK

Full disclosure: This shirt is probably the greatest thing this editor will ever create in his otherwise humdrum life.
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SEINFELD

Created by the same guy who made the Gaga shirt, it too is no longer for sale.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

Currently sold out, and for good reason: How dope is this?
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RANDOMNESS

#0000000 FLAG

For the web-design nerd in all of us.
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CAT FLAG

If you really wanna get meta with it, buy one of these in a super-small size—for your cat.
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AND FINALLY…

ENOUGH ALREADY

Created by Bomb The Music Industry!, who sadly broke up before they could see their dream of no more Black Flag parody shirts become a reality.
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