Features RecAP: May 8, 2013 - French lessons, JadedPunkHulk's playlist and NK's new song

FOLLOWING CHUNK! NO, CAPTAIN CHUNK!'S ADVICE MIGHT GET YOU SLAPPED. We're just saying. They gave us a French lesson, and uh, the results of our practicing the new linguistic skills haven't yielded great results…

JADEDPUNKHULK IS OUR FAVORITE PUNK-ROCK SUPERHERO, and today he smashed control of our weekly playlist right out of our hands. When 1,000+ pounds of green, bitter fury come at you, you don't really say “no.” He takes us back to better days of bands he's over these days.

NK'S “CUSTOMER”  is the fourth track from the band's upcoming album, and you can hear it here first! 
 

ALSO, THIS TIM LAMBESIS MURDER-FOR-HIRE STORY CONTINUES TO BE THE CRAZIEST THING EVER.