If you’re like us and have a shrine erected to director Judd Apatow, then you’re probably counting the days until Forgetting Sarah Marshall hits theaters on May 30, 2008. Starring Jason Segel (How I Met Your Mother, Freaks And Geeks) and Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars, Heroes), the movie’s about an Everyday Joe who has to deal with his movie-star girlfriend giving him the ol’ heave-ho. Maybe Jessica Alba’s no-name baby-daddy should be taking notes…