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[Photo by: Giselle Dias]

Awsten Knight publishes hilarious first review (in all-caps)

[Photo by: Giselle Dias]

Awsten Knight is known for many things: his musical talent, his always entertaining presence on social media, his all-caps tweets, and now, he’s adding reviewer to that list.     

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Last night, the Waterparks’ frontman took to Twitter to share the exciting news that his first (all-caps) review was published on Airbnb's website. Keeping a strong critical voice throughout, Awsten shared some serious, and detailed, gems in his review.

Our favorites? Well…THERE’S A LOT. 

Between his incredibly engaging introduction:

“Hello people coming to LA for a nice time. Welcome to hell.”

To the detailed descriptions of his time: 

“Once you're in, you will quickly realize that this man is definitely a serial killer. He owns nothing but like 40 pairs of dirty shoes, which I strongly believe are trophies from his victims. Seriously.” 

And, of course, the subtle promo he added at the end of his review: “Also my band is called Waterparks LOL look us up.” 

We can't think of anything not to like about the frontman's first published review.

Read Awsten’s full review below: 

We’re so proud.

Who knows, maybe we'll get to see more of Awsten's reviews when Waterparks hits the road later this summer to go on Warped Tour's final cross-country run. Tickets are available now, you can check out the full list of dates below!

Dates:

06/21 – Pomona, CA
06/22 – San Diego, CA
06/23 – Mountain View, CA
06/24 – Ventura, CA
06/28 – Phoenix, AZ
06/29 – Las Vegas, NV
06/30 – Salt Lake City, UT
07/01 – Denver, CO
07/03 – St. Louis, MO
07/05 – Bonner Springs, KS
07/06 – Dallas, TX
07/07 – San Antonio, TX
07/08 – Houston, TX
07/10 – Nashville, TN
07/12 – Virginia Beach, VA
07/13 – Camden, NJ
07/14 – Holmdel, NJ
07/15 – Hartford, CT
07/16 – Pittsburgh, PA
07/17 – Toronto, ON
07/18 – Cuyahoga Falls, OH
07/19 – Cincinnati, OH
07/20 – Detroit, MI
07/21 – Chicago, IL
07/22 – Minneapolis, MN
07/23 – Milwaukee, WI
07/24 – Indianapolis, IN
07/25 – Darien Center, NY
07/26 – Scranton, PA
07/27 – Mansfield, MA
07/28 – Wantagh, NY
07/29 – Columbia, MD
07/30 – Charlotte, NC
07/31 – Atlanta, GA
08/02 – Jacksonville, FL
08/03 – Orlando, FL
08/04 – Tampa, FL
08/05 – West Palm Beach, FL

What did you think of Awsten’s first review? Let us know in the comments!

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