Awsten Knight publishes hilarious first review (in all-caps)
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Awsten Knight is known for many things: his musical talent, his always entertaining presence on social media, his all-caps tweets, and now, he’s adding reviewer to that list.
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Last night, the Waterparks’ frontman took to Twitter to share the exciting news that his first (all-caps) review was published on Airbnb's website. Keeping a strong critical voice throughout, Awsten shared some serious, and detailed, gems in his review.
Our favorites? Well…THERE’S A LOT.
Between his incredibly engaging introduction:
“Hello people coming to LA for a nice time. Welcome to hell.”
To the detailed descriptions of his time:
“Once you're in, you will quickly realize that this man is definitely a serial killer. He owns nothing but like 40 pairs of dirty shoes, which I strongly believe are trophies from his victims. Seriously.”
And, of course, the subtle promo he added at the end of his review: “Also my band is called Waterparks LOL look us up.”
We can't think of anything not to like about the frontman's first published review.
Read Awsten’s full review below:
MY FIRST REVIEW JUST GOT PUBLISHED ON AIRBNB. ENJOY. pic.twitter.com/RfUNG0sMZh
— BLEACH BOY (@awsten) May 24, 2018
We’re so proud.
Who knows, maybe we'll get to see more of Awsten's reviews when Waterparks hits the road later this summer to go on Warped Tour's final cross-country run. Tickets are available now, you can check out the full list of dates below!
Dates:
06/21 – Pomona, CA
06/22 – San Diego, CA
06/23 – Mountain View, CA
06/24 – Ventura, CA
06/28 – Phoenix, AZ
06/29 – Las Vegas, NV
06/30 – Salt Lake City, UT
07/01 – Denver, CO
07/03 – St. Louis, MO
07/05 – Bonner Springs, KS
07/06 – Dallas, TX
07/07 – San Antonio, TX
07/08 – Houston, TX
07/10 – Nashville, TN
07/12 – Virginia Beach, VA
07/13 – Camden, NJ
07/14 – Holmdel, NJ
07/15 – Hartford, CT
07/16 – Pittsburgh, PA
07/17 – Toronto, ON
07/18 – Cuyahoga Falls, OH
07/19 – Cincinnati, OH
07/20 – Detroit, MI
07/21 – Chicago, IL
07/22 – Minneapolis, MN
07/23 – Milwaukee, WI
07/24 – Indianapolis, IN
07/25 – Darien Center, NY
07/26 – Scranton, PA
07/27 – Mansfield, MA
07/28 – Wantagh, NY
07/29 – Columbia, MD
07/30 – Charlotte, NC
07/31 – Atlanta, GA
08/02 – Jacksonville, FL
08/03 – Orlando, FL
08/04 – Tampa, FL
08/05 – West Palm Beach, FL
What did you think of Awsten’s first review? Let us know in the comments!
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