Coheed And Cambria have written and performed a song consisting entirely of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's dissenting opinions on the upholding of the Affordable Care Act and yesterday's historic decision on same-sex marriage. Yes, you read that correctly.
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The performance is a testament to the permanence of public figures' controversial opinions, a wonderfully funny tribute to yesterday's ruling, and a nearly-unbelievable example of how quickly Coheed And Cambria can churn out a song. You can watch the whole performance below, courtesy of Funny Or Die.