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Clowns come in all shapes, sizes and colors. Some are fun. Others are silly. Some are absolutely terrifying. Now, you can pair that latter most type of clowns with delicious donuts for your friends.

Hurts Donuts is allowing people in select cities to purchase donuts and have them delivered anywhere they so choose, accompanied by a creepy, hell-spawn of a clown.

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Do you know anybody that deserves this? The answer is no because no one deserves this type of terror. Who knows? Maybe the recipient will start to associate donuts with fear and then that is on your conscience forever. Check out the video below.

Unfortunately, it’s only available in the following cities—because they have a Hurts Donuts location and enough clowns to do the service we guess.

  • Springfield, MO
  • Wichita, KS
  • Norman, OK
  • Coralville, IA
  • Lincoln, NE
  • Middleton, WI
  • West Des Moines, IA
  • Joplin, MO
  • Tempe, AZ
  • Tulsa, OK
  • Fayetteville, AR
  • Katy, TX
  • Branson, MO
  • Frisco, TX
  • Oklahoma City, OK
  • Colorado City, CO
  • Kansas City, MO

So if you live there, be on the lookout all through the month of October if you’ve made any enemies. Just look at how scary or funny, depending on the situation this is.

I’m all for making delivery fun and unique. Maybe the pizza guy could Naruto run and launch the pizza at me from afar. Perhaps they get someone really good at hacky-sack to foot juggle my burrito down the hall. Maybe, they send three or four delivery people that pretend to be a band using the food I ordered as instruments and cover Taking Back Sunday or something.

All we can do is wish that the donuts are tasty and we don’t scar our friends, or enemies, for life.

What do you think about this delivery idea? Are you afraid of clowns? Let us know below.

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