Slow news day, AP? Why yes, it is. Funny enough, one of the biggest music stories this week was about that time Marilyn Manson got punched in the face at a Denny’s in Alberta, Canada. Since it’s Friday, and we’re all ready for the weekend, let’s just listen to a “friend” of the alleged Manson-puncher give a radio interview about said punching—because such an interview actually happened.

Via 98.1 The Bridge: