Geoff Rickly suggests "fantasy emo metal band names"
Some entertainment to kick off your Monday morning!
This morning, Geoff Rickly started off the day tweeting stereotypical names for “fantasy emo metal bands circa 2003.”
Check out some of his tweets and retweets below and be sure to tweet him your suggestions and add your own in the comments!
It's 2003. I'm starting a shitty emo metal band. The next tweet will be a list of their possible band names. Tell me which one to go with
— Geoffrey Rickly (@GeoffRickly) July 29, 2013
I Die Twice At Night The Prom King is Murder Bedside Table Disaster Tomorrow Feels Like Labor Day Forever and Ever Again !SCUBA DIE!
— Geoffrey Rickly (@GeoffRickly) July 29, 2013
The Coup d'état Offensive Reminder Knife in the Bath Drowning at Timber Lake Offensive Misogynistic Bullshit Two Controllers, One Player
— Geoffrey Rickly (@GeoffRickly) July 29, 2013
“@mzertu: @GeoffRickly The prom king dies twice on labor day.” Damn it. Should've thought of that. Combine them all for Voltron Emo Metal
— Geoffrey Rickly (@GeoffRickly) July 29, 2013
“@_supcolleen: @GeoffRickly None of these bands have the word “bloody” in them. NOT EMO ENOUGH!” You're right. #ashamed
— Geoffrey Rickly (@GeoffRickly) July 29, 2013
Since I started tweeting fantasy emo metal band names circa 2003 (20 min ago) I've been unfollowed by over 400 people. #feelings #twill #
— Geoffrey Rickly (@GeoffRickly) July 29, 2013
I Set My Teachers House on Fire The Bloody Romance Tragedy Horror Fin de siècle, Fin du Monde Tomorrow I'll Be You Kill the Art Party
— Geoffrey Rickly (@GeoffRickly) July 29, 2013
“@danielralston: @GeoffRickly I always liked the ones with unnecessary cursing. Boy In A Fucking Well.” Peed a little.
— Geoffrey Rickly (@GeoffRickly) July 29, 2013
“@RomainJeanticou: @GeoffRickly There was an emo band name generator back in the day. I Hate Fucking Mondays?” Bring it back!
— Geoffrey Rickly (@GeoffRickly) July 29, 2013
The End. “@RomainJeanticou: @GeoffRickly http://t.co/Fu3VdWMQ4h http://t.co/1NTV2muoZK”
— Geoffrey Rickly (@GeoffRickly) July 29, 2013
@GeoffRickly Can We Sleep On Your Floor & Complain About The Local Scene While We Play Your Basement Making PC Jokes, Hey, Here's A Patch
— ‡imothy connors (@waitwhat) July 29, 2013
@GeoffRickly can i suggest 'Breathing Is My Only Bad Habit' ?
— Shaun (@rabbitclaw) July 29, 2013
@GeoffRickly Drowning At Timber Lake sounds like it would have an album called “The Monster Below Is Me”
— Logi-bear (@LoganCaedus152) July 29, 2013
@GeoffRickly We Buried Your Emo Boyfriend In The Backyard. a band from my town actually went by that name around 2006
— Kostur Jovan (@MouthForHorses) July 29, 2013
@GeoffRickly She Dies In Empires // Blood Embers Overhead // Barricade The Damned // Fallen For Friday // Crumbling Like Ruins // etc etc
— Cassie The Venomous (@PoisonAndFire) July 29, 2013
@GeoffRickly Buckets Of Blood Pouring Over People's Heads (apologies to @EricIdle)
— jason pettigrew (@ptgrw) July 29, 2013
@GeoffRickly you forget to use your months. January's Yesterday April Rains Blood A September Skyline Disaster Death in December Etc..
— Anthony Pagaza (@anthonypgz) July 29, 2013
@GeoffRickly it's amazing how many names you can come up with just from Harry Potter spells. ex: Sectumsempra, Unbreakable Vow #pottercore
— Tim Saunders (@rolo_timassi) July 29, 2013
@GeoffRickly I was a part of an all girl emo band called Hate With a Burning Passion in 7th grade. We had one song.
— Colleen. (@_supcolleen) July 29, 2013
