Halloween meets hot yoga with these skeleton decorations
Is there a downward dead pose?August 8, 2019
Halloween decorations are getting closer and closer to mimicking everyday life. Much like Icarus, it feels like we’re flying too close to the sun.
Michaels has always had an incredible line of Halloween decorations, and they’re usually one of the first to set them out for sale, but they might be getting a little out of hand with these skeletons doing yoga.
Don’t get us wrong, we love them and we especially love Halloween. It’s just a slippery slope until Halloween decorations become so much like something that could fit into a home year-round (like these zombie lawn flamingos) that our houses are permanently spooky.
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People are having some mixed reactions, however. Check them out below.
there’s a lot of negativity surrounding the fact that people are in Halloween mode as soon as August strikes, but you see, this is the only time of year I can buy decorative statues of skeletons doing yoga poses and if that is not valid, I don’t know what is
— kayleidoscope (@superkaylee) August 5, 2019
The halloween decor is on full force at work now, complete with such attrocities as yoga skeletons
— Monster ? Face ?️? (@goblin_face) August 4, 2019
No i dont NEED a skeleton doing yoga statue but ill be damned if i didnt buy it anyway
— Michelle Shelf (@eyeliveonmusic) August 3, 2019
It’s time to start making those Halloween plans so you can make sure you’ve optimized the perfect haunted house schedule. While you’re listing up these spooky haunts, you’ll definitely want to add Universal Studios Hollywood’s Halloween Horror Nights to the list—especially with the announcement of its new funhouse centered around Jordan Peele‘s Us.
This Us-themed maze at this year’s terrorizing event will be the largest haunted walkthrough attraction at Halloween Horror Nights. This means you’ll have no excuse not to hit this one up.
The maze is said to let “guests follow in the footsteps of the young girl they first meet as Adelaide Wilson.” Guests will then venture through a mirror funhouse before having “a fateful and traumatic encounter with her tethered doppelgänger.”
You can watch a trailer for the maze launch, below.
Are you gonna buy the yoga skeletons? Are you excited about the new Us maze? Tell us about it!