Hilarious Twitter account reimagines Star Wars villain as emo kid
Twitter is a wondrous place, filled with things you never thought would actually come to fruition. Need an example? Someone has launched a Kylo Ren parody account that reimagines the Star Wars villain as an emo kid—an it’s absolutely hilarious. You can check out some notable tweets below.
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you can't truly appreciate the imperial march until you hear it on vinyl
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*calligraphies DARTH VADER on the cover of all his notebooks in black magic marker*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
grandpa
does my hair look okay
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
dear diary
I told hux I did not think much of his name for our band
he said I should go solo
I told him never to mention that name again
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
mom please don't even pretend you know what I'm going through right now
also we are out of conditioner
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*places Darth Vader's burned-out helmet on piano*
*painstakingly picks out the piano part to 'my immortal' with one finger*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
i miss darth vader every day but i've never even met him
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015
*applies black eyeliner*
my parents don't understand me and i hate them
*applies black helmet*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*makes a mixtape but it's just My Immortal and Darth Vader's theme over and over*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*serenading vader's burned-out helmet* wake me up inside
(i can't wake up) wake me up inside
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*draws Darth Vader on his hand in black sharpie*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 21, 2015
*comes downstairs in pajamas*
*clears throat* there's been an awakening
are there pancakes?
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*jar won't open*
*takes jar into kitchen*
*much grunting*
*three hours pass*
*entire kitchen is destroyed except jar which remains sealed*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
hux do you want to come to hot topic and look at vintage imperial posters with me
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*sings sadly into mirror*
when will my reflection show
who i am inside?
*puts on dark helmet*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*force-slams his bedroom door*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*picks out all the green and blue M&Ms and just eats the red ones*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
