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Ahhh, mashups. They can come off hopelessly middling or funnier than your worst enemy slipping on winter ice and waiting for paramedics to arrive. We may have found the one to top everything on your holiday playlists. Thank you, Mariah Carey and Marilyn Manson.

Bill McClintock has put together a classic with “All I Want For Christmas Is The Beautiful People.” It’s an inspired melding of Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” with the self-proclaimed “god of fuck” Manson’s 1996 classic, “The Beautiful People.”

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Carey’s bubbly classic (which was cited by the fine citizens of the United Kingdom as “the most annoying Christmas song of all time”) gets what’s coming to it when Manson’s treatise on beauty and celebrity culture kicks in. Expertly synced and edited, it’s truly something to behold.

And let’s face it: it’s both hilarious and perverse watching Mariah Carey frolicking in the show while Marilyn Manson preaches, “It’s not your fault that you’re always wrong / The weak ones are there to justify the strong.” Plus his fascist cabaret goose-stepping is in time with the beat as Carey delivers the saccharine-assed chorus.

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We’re hoping this will start a trend of holiday mashups that continue to make holidays lively. How far away are we from “O Holy Night” being stirred into Rob Zombie’s “Dragula”? Frankly, we’re just wondering how long will it be until some next-gen maniac adopts the name “Mariah Manson” and starts lowering Heaven in their own special, heinous way. Check out the track below and have fun torturing your grandparents with it this holiday season. Or find someone to meet under the mistletoe with the thickest forked tongue you’ve ever seen and turn it up. Send us the Instagram links.

Marilyn Manson will be playing Cyndi Lauper’s holiday benefit concert Dec. 10. He’ll be joining a number of other musical guests for the show with proceeds going towards Lauper’s True Colors United organization. Lauper’s organization focuses on ending homelessness for LGBTQ+ youth and more information is available here.

Manson will also be heading out with with Ozzy Osbourne on the latter’s rescheduled North American tour. Dates kick off in May 2020 with a full list below and tickets here.


05/27 – Atlanta, GA @ State Farm Arena
05/29 – Sunrise, FL @ BB&T Center
05/31 – Tampa, FL @ MIDFLORIDA Credit Union
06/02 – Charlotte, NC @ PNC Music Pavilion
06/04 – Cincinnati, OH @ Riverbend Music Center
06/06 – Hershey, PA @ Hershey Park Stadium
06/11 – Pittsburgh, PA @ KeyBank Pavilion
06/13 – Bangor, ME @ Darling’s Waterfront Pavilion
06/16 – Montreal, QC @ Bell Centre
06/18 – Hamilton, ON @ FirstOntario Centre
06/20 – Uncasville, CT @ Mohegan Sun Arena
06/22 – New York, NY @ Madison Square Garden Arena
06/24 – St Louis, MO @ Hollywood Casino Amphitheater

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06/26 – Kansas City, MO @ Sprint Center
06/28 – Des Moines, IA @ Wells Fargo Arena
07/01 – Milwaukee, WI @ Amer. Family Ins. Amp–Summerfest
07/03 – St Paul, MN @ Xcel Energy Center
07/07 – Edmonton, AB @ Rogers Place
07/09 – Vancouver, BC @ Pepsi Live at Rogers Arena
07/11 – Tacoma, WA @ Tacoma Dome
07/15 – Portland, OR @ Moda Center
07/17 – Sacramento, CA @ Golden 1 Center
07/23 – Phoenix, AZ @ Ak-Chin Pavilion
07/25 – San Francisco, CA @ Shoreline Amphitheatre
07/27 – Los Angeles, CA @ Hollywood Bowl
07/29 – San Diego, CA @ North Island Credit Union Amphtheatre
07/31 – Las Vegas, CA @ MGM Grand Garden Arena

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