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Nekrogoblikon’s own hype man and goblin, John Goblikon has apparently written his first book. Titled “John Goblikon’s Guide To Living Your Best Life,” the book is sure to answer all of life’s most pressing questions.

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“John Goblikon’s Guide To Living Your Best Life” is said to advise fans on how to turn their lackluster lives into that of a goblin. The book provides helpful tidbits of information about dating, Chili’s, life and death.

You can check out the book’s full synopsis below.

“In a world filled with trolls, we all need to live life more like a goblin. What does it mean to “live life like a goblin”? It means to give no fucks, but also all the fucks in the world at the same time. It means to be constantly anxiety-ridden while also eternally optimistic.

A goblin’s heart, specifically John Goblikon’s, is filled with love, joy, angst, constant quandary, Chili’s Southwestern Eggrolls, metal, and empathy. Through the goblin eyes of being an internet-celebrity–insurance-salesman–rock and roll-mascot for the Goblin Metal outfit NEKROGOBLIKON, we learn about LIFE, DEATH, BUSINESS, FOOD, MUSIC, TRAVEL, CULTURE, DATING, SCHOOL, DRINKING, COMPASSION and much more!

John walks readers through crucial life steps, from becoming internet famous, to getting dates with special someones, to even correct ordering techniques for the perfect meal at Chili’s.

Have a problem? John Goblikon assumes he knows how to help you solve it…all in this new, for-sure-to-be-a-New-York-Times-bestseller-and-win-like-a-hundred-awards debut book: John Goblikon’s Guide to Living Your Best Life.”

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Additionally, Goblikon himself took to Twitter earlier this week to share a very real photo of himself writing the book.

“This is a picture of me writing the book at @Chilis while drinking a @Skinnygirl margarita out of a coffee mug because I’m an author,” the post reads.

You can pre-order “John Goblikon’s Guide To Living Your Best Life” here.

What burning questions do you want “John Goblikon’s Guide To Living Your Best Life” to answer? Sound off in the comments below.