Noel Gallagher had someone playing scissors in his band, and we don’t get it

November 1, 2017

[Photo by: BBC player/Jools Holland]

Well, Liam Gallagher may have some strong feelings about having to make his own tea, but Noel Gallagher had someone in his band playing scissors, and honestly we’re not sure we can take either Gallagher too seriously.

Is this real? A prank?

Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds were guests on Jools Holland, and they brought out a person playing a scissors who seems unnecessary honestly… But she seems to love what she’s doing, so we can only give her props for that.

Watch the, er, peculiar footage below.

And Twitter is just as confused as we are. (People also want to play scissors for Noel, but same.)

I genuinely think I was born to play the scissors for Noel Gallagher on tour, I think I have found my calling in life

— Shannon Cameron (@Shannon02552472) November 1, 2017

No idea what that bird with the scissors in Noel Gallagher's band is on, but I want some of it.

— Phil B (@TotalLongo) November 1, 2017

Noel Gallagher has someone playing the scissors…this makes me question why I’m at uni when something like this is a thing

— Callum (@Callumlmartin) November 1, 2017

Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds ft. The Scissor Sister

— Ethan (@hatfulofhello) November 1, 2017

Of course, Liam had to add some sass to the situation:

Im afraid not but I do have somebody peeling a banana on stage sounds mega with a bit of reverb proper out there gear

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) November 1, 2017

I'm afraid not but I do have somebody sticking stickers in a book sounds mega with a bit of reverb on we'll out there gear

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) November 1, 2017

Im afraid not but I do have somebody sharpening a pencil it sounds mega with a bit of reverb on it proper out there gear

— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) November 1, 2017

We’re just going to leave this here and let you enjoy it. And Noel, if you’re looking for a scissors player, I’ll volunteer as tribute.

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