Yes, the Portable Pizza Pouch is an actual thing that you can purchase. (Christmas gift, anyone?) It’s an incredibly simple product: Shaped in the form of a triangle, the Pizza Pouch is a ziplock bag that allows you to carry a slice of pizza around your neck. Our concerns: What about party-cut pizza? Or perhaps a New York-type pizza, which would be far too large to fit in there? And what happens when the pocket becomes filled with the remnants of old pizza? Do you have to just throw it out?

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Regardless, you can buy a Portable Pizza Pouch for $8.00 over at Stupidiotic.