Slipknot toys are unsurprisingly bad*ss

Check this out: Slipknot have badass toy versions of themselves. Available on the band’s German website, the figurines are selling fast.

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Your desk, car dashboard, coffee table, kitchen counter, windowsill—literally everything is complete with these tiny replicas of Slipknot. US versions, please!

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