The Maine's John O'Callaghan is publishing a book with his favorite tweets

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The Maine's John O'Callaghan undoubtedly has one of the best Twitter accounts we've ever seen.

Whether you want to get his philosophical genius embroidered on a T-shirt or reblogged as a beautiful edit on Tumblr, we just can't get enough of his tweets of sheer inspirational wisdom.

Read more: 25 most inspirational tweets by the Maine’s John O’Callaghan

So thank goodness all of our dreams are coming true: O'Callaghan is releasing a book of 365 of his favorite tweets to date for us to chew on.

“For the last eight or so years I have committed (more or less) to 'tweeting' once a day, however long and mysterious or short and sarcastic it may be,” O'Callaghan writes. “I don’t claim to possess the secret of life or the trick to being happy or the migratory patterns of the robin, I just have a brain and some thoughts, two thumbs and a twitter so I decided to just kinda stick with it.

“So, chew on, and I guess I will have to keep tweeting until I die.”

Yes, yes, please do.

 

Funny how if you simply turn your back to the crowd you’ll stand out. For the last 8 or so years I have committed (more or less) to “tweeting” once a day, however long and mysterious or short and sarcastic it may be. I don’t claim to possess the secret of life or the trick to being happy or the migratory patterns of the robin, I just have a brain and some thoughts, two thumbs and a twitter so I decided to just kinda stick with it. In this book, I’ve compiled 365 of my favorite tweets to date (that’s a full year for those of you who believe in that sort of thing) for you to chew on. So, chew on, and I guess I will have to keep tweeting until I die. Sincerely, Your Favorite 12 Characters, thefifthjohn LINK IN BIO BB. #8123 #johntheghost #athoughtaday #warmmilk

A post shared by John C. O'Callaghan V (@thefifthjohn) on Mar 20, 2018 at 4:13pm PDT

A Thought A Day is currently available for preorder here.

The band will be embarking on their “Fry Your Brain With The Maine & Friends” tour next month, and they're hitting all those cities you wanted them to. Plus, they'll be traveling across the U.S. on the final Vans Warped Tour as well.

Check out their full list of tour dates below!

Headlining dates:
04/03 – San Luis Obispo, CA @ Fremont Theater
04/05 – Portland, OR @ Hawthorne
04/06 – Seattle, WA @ El Corazon
04/07 – Spokane, WA @ Knitting Factory
04/08 – Vancouver, BC @ Rio
04/10 – Calgary, AB @ The Den
04/11 – Edmonton, AB @ Starlite
04/14 – Winnipeg, MB @ The Garrick
04/16 – Omaha, NE @ Slowdown
04/17 – Des Moines, IA @ Wooly's
04/18 – Bloomington, IL @ The Castle Theatre
04/20 – Columbia, MO @ The Blue Note
04/21 – Columbus, OH @ Newport Music Hall
04/22 – Morgantown, WV @ Mainstage Morgantown
04/24 – Carrboro, NC @ Cat's Cradle
04/25 – Charlotte, NC @ Underground
04/27 – Birmingham, AL @ Workplay
04/28 – Pensacola, FL @ Vinyl Music Hall
04/30 – Tulsa, OK @ Vanguard
05/02 – Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theatre
05/03 – Flagstaff, AZ @ The Green Room

Warped Tour dates:
06/21 – Pomona, CA
06/22 – San Diego, CA
06/23 – Mountain View, CA
06/24 – Ventura, CA
06/28 – Phoenix, AZ
06/29 – Las Vegas, NV
06/30 – Salt Lake City, UT
07/01 – Denver, CO
07/03 – St. Louis, MO
07/05 – Bonner Springs, KS
07/06 – Dallas, TX
07/07 – San Antonio, TX
07/08 – Houston, TX
07/10 – Nashville, TN
07/12 – Virginia Beach, VA
07/13 – Camden, NJ
07/14 – Holmdel, NJ
07/15 – Hartford, CT
07/16 – Pittsburgh, PA
07/17 – Toronto, ON
07/18 – Cuyahoga Falls, OH
07/19 – Cincinnati, OH
07/20 – Detroit, MI
07/21 – Chicago, IL
07/22 – Minneapolis, MN
07/23 – Milwaukee, WI
07/24 – Indianapolis, IN
07/25 – Darien Center, NY
07/26 – Scranton, PA
07/27 – Mansfield, MA
07/28 – Wantagh, NY
07/29 – Columbia, MD
07/30 – Charlotte, NC
07/31 – Atlanta, GA
08/02 – Jacksonville, FL
08/03 – Orlando, FL
08/04 – Tampa, FL
08/05 – West Palm Beach, FL

QUIZ: Which John O’Callaghan tweet are you?