Tide detergent now resembles boxed wine, didn’t learn anything
Society finally got over eating Tide Pods. However, Tide is at it again with poor marketing choices. This time, Tide has started selling detergent in boxes. Funny enough, the “new and improved” system looks precisely like like a box of Franzia.
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Given their reputation, you would think that Tide would think of every possible way to make it harder for dumb kids to put laundry detergent in their mouths. However, their new design makes it easier than ever. Check it out below.
#Tide will roll out an “eco box” using 60% less plastic. I get this is for the environment, but this doesn’t seem smart after teens were pounding Tide pods this past year. pic.twitter.com/BGGx2g0EAm
— Angelica Spanos (@AngelicaSpanos) November 12, 2018
(Please, for the love of GOD, do not drink laundry detergent. We can’t believe we have to say that.)
According to GQ, the design was made with eco-friendly ethics in mind. The Proctor & Gamble product wanted to help reduce the harmful effects of plastic production and waste by 60 percent. The new design would also make shipping the products easier.
But of course, leave it to the rest of humanity to ruin any good thing we have going for us.
However, one decent result to come out of this is the irresistible internet humor.
Procter & Gamble: “Don’t eat laundry detergent”
Also Procter & Gamble: *makes Tide look like boxed wine* https://t.co/GbhYxloUpK
— AOL Instant Mess (@JennMint) November 12, 2018
Tired of eating Tide Pods? Good news! Tide Box Wine is here! pic.twitter.com/00u5PsbOPV
— Betty F*ckin’ White (@BettyFckinWhite) November 13, 2018
Celebrate a victory by eating tide pods and drinking tide box wine https://t.co/inJlhjlzeB
— Patti Jones (@DrPattiJones) November 13, 2018
So are Tide Pods safer than JUUL Pods?
— Mitch (@BaseballRealest) November 13, 2018
What do you think about Tide’s latest marketing move? Sound off in the comments below.