Just when you thought capitalism couldn’t get any worse, Urban Outfitters is selling an “influencer” Halloween costume for $59. We wish we were kidding.
The “influencer” Halloween costume is definitely not guaranteed to get you a copious amount of brand deals and followers. In fact, it might make you lose a few. The look comes not-so-complete with a pair of leggings and a sports bra.
That’s it, folks. If you really want to complete the look, you will have to buy everything else separately.
Because we all know you dyed your hair box black last week upon having an existential crisis, the long blonde wig is a necessity for $16. Doc Martens probably won’t work for this look, so you can trade those suckers in for the FILA Disruptor 2 premium mono sneakers for $70. The baseball hat is conveniently on sale for just $10 and the shades are $14. Finally, because Urban Outfitters is so socially conscious, the faux fur jacket is a steal at just $99. That brings the total look to a super affordable $268 and zero cents. Shipping and handling are not included.
Hey, at least it’s not that “sexy handmaid” costume, right?
However, this is not the first time Urban Outfitters has been a saving grace for people love spending money and also happen to hate trying for Halloween (not us, obviously). A few years back, they released a shirt that said “Too lazy to buy a Halloween costume” on it.
Let’s hope Urban Outfitters is just pulling our leg. Just in case they’re not, here are some way cooler costumes that you can do yourself: 10 horrible Halloween costumes inspired by our favorite bands
What was the laziest Halloween costume you have ever seen? Let us know in the comments below.