Waterparks singer selling "very rare, exclusive" leg hairs on eBay
It appears that a one-of-a-kind novelty item from Waterparks frontman Awsten Knight has appeared online.
EBay, the leader in one-of-a-kind novelties, has this “very rare, exclusive” product from the “Gramy Award Winning Artist” himself (his spelling error, not mine).
Can you guess what it is? No?
Well, it's his leg hair—and if you were wondering, yes, he himself is the seller.
It all began with his tweet announcing you can “live with it” if you're the highest bidder. Here's the link.
HI. I AM SELLING AN EXPERIENCE. THIS IS MY LEG HAIR. I GREW IT ON MY LEG. IT CAN LIVE WITH YOU NOW. BID HERE. BYE. https://t.co/FVNf7XQLav pic.twitter.com/owtWtAM7au
— Not Awsten Knight (@awsten) April 4, 2017
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A few pics from the post show this glamorous item off.
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And check out his user page: “Buy my hairball” he says.
Here's the full item description. Gotta love the detail.
But as you can see, no returns will be accepted. You're stuck with Awsten's hair. FOREVER.
Here's what the shipping will cost me. Ten bucks, huh? How much can that hair weigh? What'll it cost you?
BUT OMG LOOK AT THE PRICE!!! WHO HAS THIS KIND OF MONEY?!??!
Not even Awsten could believe what he was seeing.
Welp. Definitely not what I thought was gonna happen. It's up to $15000 in 30 minutes. Uh. That's it? UNGRATEFUL. https://t.co/FVNf7XQLav pic.twitter.com/FaXA5IbsnY
— Not Awsten Knight (@awsten) April 4, 2017
Folks, you never really can predict what will happen tomorrow.
You only have 2 days and 21 hours left to find $15,000 and buy Awsten Knight's hair. So, yeah, get to it!!
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