People are pressing everything into vinyl records nowadays—whether it’s bible ashes or menstrual blood, the imaginations of some musicians never fail to amaze. But now! You can have your very own vinyl record made with human hair and piss. Yummy.
Eohippus’ “Getting Your Hair Wet With Pee” is described as “an anthem so majestic, it makes the Star-Spangled Banner sound like a dog vomiting in comparison.” If you wanna get your hands on this beauty, you’re gonna have to act fast, because it’s “strictly limited” to 100 copies. And let’s face it, it’s gonna sell out—because people are disgusting.
Delightfully, no two records are alike.
Check out the record below in all its golden glory, and order it here.
And here's the Sleeve: