Here’s the Panic! At The Disco song that best fits your zodiac sign
Ever listen to a song and think, “Wow, this is speaking to me. Not just my individual situation, but me, my person, my soul”? We have, too, like, all the time—but some big bangers sing a bit truer than others. Panic! At The Disco have the power to resonate with everyone, from all walks of life and of all ages, so we thought we’d find the perfect Panic! tune for you—based on your zodiac sign*. You are welcome!
*While certain astrologers have different understandings and interpretations of the signs and their most defining traits, we’re going with this UC Davis break down—because it’s a real college, and your horoscope might as well be considered science.
December 23 – January 20
Personality Traits: practical, prudent, ambitious, disciplined, patient, careful, humorous, reserved
Panic! At The Disco Song: “Crazy=Genius”
Why It Fits You: Capricorn, most people know you as prudent—a hard-working, focused member of the zodiac—and you are. But what drives that focus? A certain kind of specific, controlled indulgence. You’re crazy, and you’re a genius. Simple as that.
January 21 – February 19
Personality Traits: friendly, humanitarian, honest, loyal, original, inventive, independent, intellectual
Panic! At The Disco Song: “Ready To Go (Get Me Out Of My Mind)”
Why It Fits You: Aquarius, you’re a real pal to a lot of people, a creative force unlike any other. You recognize that sometimes being one in a million can make you feel a little nuts—and that’s totally okay. Panic! wrote a song just for you, about you.
February 20 – March 20
Personality Traits: imaginative, sensitive, compassionate, kind, selfless, intuitive, sympathetic
Panic! At The Disco Song: “This Is Gospel”
Why It Fits You: Pisces, sweet Pisces, you’re the real artist. But like many artists, you feel so much, that’s why you’re the most dramatic Panic! track of them all: “This Is Gospel.” We can only picture you scream-singing, “If you love me let me go/‘Cause these words are knives that often leave scars” in earnest. Emotions!
March 21 – April 20
Personality Traits: adventurous, energetic, pioneering, courageous, enthusiastic, confident, dynamic, quick-witted
Panic! At The Disco Song: “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”
Why It Fits You: Look at you, Aries; you’re the big hit! Panic!’s most career-defining number celebrates the fine line between bliss and destruction, a space your daredevil self knows well. Hell, Panic! were probably thinking about you when they wrote this one.
April 21 – May 21
Personality Traits: patient, reliable, warmhearted, loving, persistent, determined, placid, security-loving
Panic! At The Disco Song: “Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time”
Why It Fits You: As much as you, Taurus, are a lovable and social person, sometimes that friendly energy can get you into trouble. You’re in the market for a good time all the time, and this Death Of A Bachelor tune lives up to your delightful hedonism. Drink more water!
May 22 – June 21
Personality Traits: adaptable, versatile, communicative, witty, intellectual, eloquent, youthful, lively
Panic! At The Disco Song: “The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage”
Why It Fits You: It’s right there in the title, Gemini! You have the gift of balance, and sometimes that balance and real crystalline clarity means you can see the truths in differences—that some things that present as opposites are really the same.