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The Emotron - Vampire Lunch Lady Tits

The Emotron

Vampire Lunch Lady Tits

The Emotron, aka Jason Kyle Knight, is a Georgia-based one-man electronica-punk band who lights his private parts on fire and projectile vomits during live shows. The problem with Vampire Lunch Lady Tits is there are no shocking visuals like these to accompany the spastic, speedy synth riffs produced via his ’90s-era sequencer (the instrumental “Hellboner” sounds like music from a Sega Genesis game). Without any visuals, the lyrics have to work overtime to push the envelope, but Knight just comes off as trying too hard. Like during “Don’t Tell Me I’m Wrong,” when he confesses in a Southern accent why he lied about ejaculating in someone’s mouth (“That’s how we do it in the dirty South”). Or when he details a cheating girlfriend’s tryst on “Busted”: “He ate my pussy… I fucked him in the car even though I got a boyfriend.” Vampire Lunch Lady Tits suffers from too much over-the-top, trying-to-be-in-your-face nonsense, and a complete lack of interesting musical ideas.

Slanty Shanty http://www.slantyshantyrecords.com

“Don’t Tell Me I’m Wrong”

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