While we all have certainly had lackluster Uber rides, we definitely have never come close to having a worse experience than Palaye Royale guitarist Sebastian Danzig.  

However, much to our own self-serving delight, the guitarist has taken to Twitter (the only social networking site available today, apparently) to live-tweet his Uber experience from Hell.

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Immediately, Danzig starts his story on a less-than-stellar note. After ordering an Uber for a two hour drive through the Arizona heat, Danzig says the driver refused to turn on the air conditioning. Additionally, the driver started complaining about the busy musician’s phone calls minutes into the trip, among other things.

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However, the Uber ride quickly got progressively worse when the driver asked to take a detour to Post Malone’s favorite Italian restaurant.

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Soon, the driver broke his silence to be caught the driver in an act of hypocrisy. After he told Danzig to not talk on the phone, the driver was caught on video making a long phone call.

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That said, many fans believe Danzig should get his own Netflix deal—a reality show based on his disappointing Uber rides, to be specific. Apparently, Palaye Royale have a history of attracting eyebrow-raising rides, as Danzig cites another transportation-related horror story from just last month.

Palaye Royale recently announced a string of spring tour dates across the U.S.

The announcement for the Funeral tour came after they teased a handful of U.S. states. However, many fans were left slightly concerned due to the nature of the tease.

Before they head out on the Funeral tour, they will support Halestorm on their forthcoming run. You can check out the full list of dates, including those on the Funeral tour, below.


04/18 – Mankato, MN @ Verizon Center*
04/20 – Billings, MT @ Shrine Auditorium*
04/22 – Salt Lake City, UT @ Union Event Center*
04/23 – Boise, ID @ The Revolution Center*
04/25 – Kennewick, WA @ Toyota Center*
04/26 – Vancouver, BC @ Chan Centre*
04/28 – Edmonton, AB @ Northern Jubilee Auditorium*
04/29 – Calgary, AB @ MacEwan Hall*
05/01 – Winnepeg, MB @ Burton Cummings Theatre*
05/05 – Bismarck, ND @ Bismarck Event Center*
05/07 – Rapid City, SD @ Rushmore Plaza Civic Center*
05/09 – Cedar Rapids, IA @ US Cellular Center*
05/12 – London, ON @ London Music Hall*
05/13 – Toronto, ON@ Danforth Music Hall*

05/17 — Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
05/18 — Baltimore, MD @ Baltimore Soundstage
05/20 — New York, NY @ Irving Plaza
05/22 — Orlando, FL @ The Abbey
05/23 — Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade
05/24 — Nashville, TN @ The Cowan
05/28 — Colorado Springs, CO @ The Black Sheep
05/30 — Los Angeles, CA @ The Fonda Theatre

*supporting Halestorm

What is the worst Uber ride you’ve ever had? Sound off in the comments below.

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