In "37," the third track from Reggie And The Full Effect's upcoming album No Country For Old MusiciansJames Dewees tells a story of monster abduction and divulges a grand secret: Not everyone likes Bruno Mars. What? 

We'll let him explain:

"'37' is a song about monsters from an alternate universe coming to take me to their dimension to join their band," says Dewees. "I wrote it one morning when I saw some odd monster-shaped shadows in the corner of my room, and i thought, 'Oh fudge, they've finally come to take me back to their universe to play keyboards in their monster band.'" 

Check it out below and tell us what you think:

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The Kickstarter-funded No Country For Old Musicians marks Reggie's first album in five years. It is set for release November 19 via Pure Noise Records.